The Worlds best pickup lines forum
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The Worlds best pickup lines forumSo the tip I got from my father You should always start with physics for example...
What's your sine? You have a well-defined set of binomials! I'm sufficiently large myself. Care to bracket and apply yourself to some index raising?
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress...
Hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod...
hey, want me to fire some electrons through your double slit?
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
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Re: The Worlds best pickup lines forumHave you tried it?(Original post by Straight up G)
Boy: Hey, can you feel my sleeve for a sec?
Girl: Umm okay
Boy: You know what that was?
Girl: Nope?
Boy: Boyfriend material.
It actually works hahaha -
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Re: The Worlds best pickup lines forumLol its a shame im outta liking comments(Original post by Pitt1988)
How do you like your eggs in the morning, boiled, fried or fertilised? -
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Re: The Worlds best pickup lines forumBoy: I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun...
Girl: Awwww so sweet...
Boy: I know right. With a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Girl: I'm ready, lets do it
Boy:
Guaranteed/100 times to workLast edited by pbsjohnz; 27-03-2012 at 15:45. -
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Re: The Worlds best pickup lines forumDa***?(Original post by pbsjohnz)
Boy: I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun...
Girl: Awwww so sweet...
Boy: I know right. With a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Girl: I'm ready
Boy:
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Re: The Worlds best pickup lines forum'beautiful' though?(Original post by Rascacielos)
"Hey, you look really beautiful tonight. Would you like a drink?" tends to work quite well with me. -
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Re: The Worlds best pickup lines forumWhat's wrong with that?(Original post by bmqib)
'beautiful' though?
