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A riddle I just wrote - guess if you can!

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Reply 40
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tamimi
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Original post by Chocothunder
Hey all,

I just writ this riddle, of which I'm quite proud. Sorry for bad English

What am I? :biggrin:


Someone who needs to practise their grammar. ;D
Original post by arsi123
Tablet ?!


Huh? No.
Original post by tamimi
Someone who needs to practise their grammar. ;D


*need's
**practice

Dumass
A student. :dontknow:
Reply 44
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Mshah
a desk/table
Reply 45
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tamimi
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Original post by Chocothunder
*need's
**practice

Dumass


I don't think I'm fully getting this. Not sure whether you're sarcastic or just of a lower level of intelligence.
Reply 46
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Alex Dom
I don't like your spelling.....
Original post by Chocothunder
*need's
**practice

Dumass


It is 'needs'!
And see - http://www.future-perfect.co.uk/grammartips/grammar-tip-practise-practice.asp

Practise is the verb and he said 'someone needs to practise their grammar' i.e. you need to practise it. It is a verb not a noun.
Example of 'practice' is - "You have not done your English practice."
(edited 12 years ago)
Original post by tamimi
I don't think I'm fully getting this. Not sure whether you're sarcastic or just of a lower level of intelligence.


Ditto :tongue:
Just explained above ^
Reply 49
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Alex Dom
Original post by Chocothunder
*need's
**practice

Dumass


And it is spelt, Practise*

Practise

This is the verb ‘to practise’ and also the adjective from that verb (bullet 4 below).
Examples:

I practise the piano.
You are practising golf.
The doctor has been practising for 10 years.
He is a practised man.
Reply 50
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tamimi
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Original post by Alexandra's Box
Ditto :tongue:
Just explained above ^


Really wasn't sure. Bearing in mind TSR is a favoured troll destination.
Reply 51
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Alex Dom
Original post by Alexandra's Box
It is 'needs'!
And see - http://www.future-perfect.co.uk/grammartips/grammar-tip-practise-practice.asp

Practise is the verb and he said 'someone needs to practise their grammar' i.e. you need to practise it. It is a verb not a noun.
Example of 'practice' is - "You have not done your English practice."


Oh wow you beat me to it! My post is the same as yours XD
Reply 52
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Eldedu
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Is it one of those ****s I don't give?
a person?
are you a sardine?
Obama. Pretty sure it's Obama.
Reply 56
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FallenMan
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A human?...

Or does it have no answer and you're just sitting their twiddling your thumbs whilst smirking?
Reply 57
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arbaaz
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a mac, any other sort of technological device which has access to the internet
Reply 58
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dfw
Is it a fart illegally imported under the armpit of an immigrant from France? I bet it is.
Reply 59
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arsi123
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Original post by Chocothunder
*need's
**practice

Dumass


Dumbass*
(edited 12 years ago)

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