[gagaslilmonsteruk]

Here's a joke (I'm bad at them but here goes)

ET bumps into Adam Levine in a bar and asks him for some spare change so he can make a phone call. Adam agrees and ET goes to a nearby payphone. However, upon arrival ET realises he has to dial a reverse number as he hasn't got enough change. The operator answers;

Operator: Hello
ET: Hi I'm ET
Operator: Who are you trying to contact? Where are you?
ET: I'm at a payphone trying to call home
Operator: OK what's the number
ET: I'm at a payphone trying to call home
Operator: I need the number please
ET: I'm at a payphone trying to call home
Operator: OK this is a prank call, I'm going to hang up now
ET: All of the change I woulda spent on you
Operator: Goodbye

[The Puppet Master]

(Original post by FrozenCharlotte)
Well, then why did you imply LFC supporters were just kidding themselves about the glory? Explain thyself and I might reconsider u_u

I didn't imply that... I said my family were kidding themselves. They've never been to Liverpool, half of them have no idea who the manager is and their initial reaction is "Torres is fit though." Which just makes me want to hurt them not only because he now plays for Chelsea but because he's not. At all.

Have you reconsidered yet.

[Laertes]

(Original post by The Puppet Master)
I didn't imply that... I said my family were kidding themselves. They've never been to Liverpool, half of them have no idea who the manager is and their initial reaction is "Torres is fit though." Which just makes me want to hurt them not only because he now plays for Chelsea but because he's not. At all.

Have you reconsidered yet.

Fernando Torres is fit, though.

[The Puppet Master]

(Original post by Laertes)
Fernando Torres is fit, though.

Ew, men.

I joke. But he's really not! David Villa however

[FrozenCharlotte]

(Original post by The Puppet Master)
I didn't imply that... I said my family were kidding themselves. They've never been to Liverpool, half of them have no idea who the manager is and their initial reaction is "Torres is fit though." Which just makes me want to hurt them not only because he now plays for Chelsea but because he's not. At all.

Have you reconsidered yet.

Well, the Traitorres bashing might get you somewhere. I'll think about it. You're on probation now

You might want to educate your family, though u_u

(Original post by Laertes)
Fernando Torres is fit, though.

I hope his hair dye burns through his skull.

Spoiler:

Show

Let's face it. He can only ever score when he's wearing red.

[Laertes]

(Original post by The Puppet Master)
Ew, men.

I joke. But he's really not! David Villa however

Nah, not having that, Torres/El Nino/Nando is hot.

Talking of David's, though... David Silva

[FrozenCharlotte]

SCREAMER goals from Canada. And I was actually supporting Team GB's women's football! Not the men though, they can b***er off

[Laertes]

(Original post by FrozenCharlotte)
SCREAMER goals from Canada. And I was actually supporting Team GB's women's football! Not the men though, they can b***er off

The women's team is far, far more likeable than the men's.

[FrozenCharlotte]

(Original post by Laertes)
The women's team is far, far more likeable than the men's.

Yeah..the sods got us out of the Olympics u_u But I liked the girls' spirit against Brasil..who got eliminated today, too The Latin American teams are running thin

[Laertes]

Uruguay were much worse than I expected. I won't bother talking about Luis Suarez ('cos he's a prick) but Edinson Cavani was disappointing. I thought he'd do well but he was anonymous.

[FrozenCharlotte]

He is a bit of an ass, he's done some really, really condemnable things. But what he isn't is racist. Where we come from, what he said is not a racist insult, he wasn't lying about that (there is racism, though, unlike what many journalists from our country tried to imply). But try to explain all that to the Ferguson lapdogs-ethnocentric FA pricks...

And whatever he is, it certainly didn't justify getting our national anthem whistled at by the a**holes who attended Millenium Stadium.

Cavani WAS very disappointing, yeah... He has frequently been that way when playing for our national team. I thought this time it'd be different because he's usually played in a position where he's not so lethal and this was not the case now...But meh..

[Revd. Mike]

(Original post by gagaslilmonsteruk)
Here's a joke (I'm bad at them but here goes)

ET bumps into Adam Levine in a bar and asks him for some spare change so he can make a phone call. Adam agrees and ET goes to a nearby payphone. However, upon arrival ET realises he has to dial a reverse number as he hasn't got enough change. The operator answers;

Operator: Hello
ET: Hi I'm ET
Operator: Who are you trying to contact? Where are you?
ET: I'm at a payphone trying to call home
Operator: OK what's the number
ET: I'm at a payphone trying to call home
Operator: I need the number please
ET: I'm at a payphone trying to call home
Operator: OK this is a prank call, I'm going to hang up now
ET: All of the change I woulda spent on you
Operator: Goodbye

(Original post by gagaslilmonsteruk)
Here's a joke (I'm bad at them but here goes)

ET bumps into Adam Levine in a bar and asks him for some spare change so he can make a phone call. Adam agrees and ET goes to a nearby payphone. However, upon arrival ET realises he has to dial a reverse number as he hasn't got enough change. The operator answers;

Operator: Hello
ET: Hi I'm ET
Operator: Who are you trying to contact? Where are you?
ET: I'm at a payphone trying to call home
Operator: OK what's the number
ET: I'm at a payphone trying to call home
Operator: I need the number please
ET: I'm at a payphone trying to call home
Operator: OK this is a prank call, I'm going to hang up now
ET: All of the change I woulda spent on you
Operator: Goodbye

...

I don't get it

[gagaslilmonsteruk]

(Original post by Revd. Mike)
...

I don't get it

It's lyrics from a Maroon 5 song, (AL is the lead singer) and ET also wants to go home

[suffocation1992]

(Original post by gagaslilmonsteruk)
It's lyrics from a Maroon 5 song, (AL is the lead singer) and ET also wants to go home

I lol'd, a lot. Pretty lame joke though ha.

[Revd. Mike]

(Original post by gagaslilmonsteruk)
It's lyrics from a Maroon 5 song, (AL is the lead singer) and ET also wants to go home

Ah. Over my head then. I only know one Maroon 5 song.

[Laertes]

(Original post by FrozenCharlotte)
He is a bit of an ass, he's done some really, really condemnable things. But what he isn't is racist. Where we come from, what he said is not a racist insult, he wasn't lying about that (there is racism, though, unlike what many journalists from our country tried to imply). But try to explain all that to the Ferguson lapdogs-ethnocentric FA pricks...

To be honest, my dislike of Luis Suarez doesn't have that much to do with the Evra incident. It's more to do with the diving, the complaining, the handball(s) and the fact that he's really annoying. I won't comment on Ferguson et al, I'm not exactly impartial

(Original post by FrozenCharlotte)
And whatever he is, it certainly didn't justify getting our national anthem whistled at by the a**holes who attended Millenium Stadium.

I don't understand why people boo national anthems. There's rarely a good reason.

(Original post by FrozenCharlotte)
Cavani WAS very disappointing, yeah... He has frequently been that way when playing for our national team. I thought this time it'd be different because he's usually played in a position where he's not so lethal and this was not the case now...But meh..

I was gutted tbh. He's easily my favourite Uruguayan and I thought he might do well without Forlan there as the main man. He really doesn't seem to play well for Uruguay, though... I remember him being pretty average at the Copa America as well.

[Liam_G]

Football chat ;_;

[Undulipodia]

Hey gays!
Anyone care to suggest something to do with all this free time? I seem to have far too much of it these days. (coupled with a complete lack of motivation to do anything, but that's par for the course )

(Original post by Liam_G)
Football chat ;_;

It burns, doesn't it? Quick, change the topic.

What is there to discuss... food, alcohol, cats and men! Those seem to be recurring themes; pick one and run with it

(oh, and you 'somehow' got glitter on your boxers? pffft. I'm on to you. )

[Liam_G]

(Original post by Undulipodia)
It burns, doesn't it?

Yes. Even more than accidentally grinding against an elderly female colleague at work. As they're bending over. Which happens.

(oh, and you 'somehow' got glitter on your boxers? pffft. I'm on to you. )

That happens too The boxers became glittered pre-grinding, before you get any ideas about Susan.

(Original post by Undulipodia)
What is there to discuss... food, alcohol, cats and men! Those seem to be recurring themes; pick one and run with it

Food: I just had a mahoosive bowl of Greek yoghurt, honey, grapes, apple, blackberries and strawberries. Was tasty

Alcohol: I still don't know much about alcohol. Still just a... young and innocent lad

Cats: OMG cats. Aint they cool.

Men: You are a man. I like men. Aint men the best.

[Undulipodia]

(Original post by Liam_G)
Food: I just had a mahoosive bowl of Greek yoghurt, honey, grapes, apple, blackberries and strawberries. Was tasty

Alcohol: I still don't know much about alcohol. Still just a... young and innocent lad

Cats: OMG cats. Aint they cool.

Men: You are a man. I like men. Aint men the best.

Mmm, want. (the food, not cats or men. Well, possibly all of the above to be perfectly honest.) Alas, I have no food of such deliciousness. Send me some?