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    Hey all,

    As the reigning TSR rap battle champion, and what with all the recent interest in rapping around here, I am officially opening the TSR 2012 Rap Battle! Last year we had some really great entrants, but I just managed to clinch the title, and so it's my pleasure to re-open the contest!

    Anyone is welcome to challenge me, but if you do, I will destroy you (both lyrically and anally). The winner will be decided by an impartial judge once all entrants have been heard.

    So without further ado, let battle commence! Bring it on, bitches!
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    (Original post by Chocothunder)
    Hey all,

    As the reigning TSR rap battle champion, and what with all the recent interest in rapping around here, I am officially opening the TSR 2012 Rap Battle! Last year we had some really great entrants, but I just managed to clinch the title, and so it's my pleasure to re-open the contest!

    Anyone is welcome to challenge me, but if you do, I will destroy you (both lyrically and anally). The winner will be decided by an impartial judge once all entrants have been heard.

    So without further ado, let battle commence! Bring it on, bitches!
    This made me laugh out loud.

    Anyway, how does this thing work.. Are you just waiting for others to go first so you got material to insult which makes you look the best? Is this a back 'n' forth thing until someone chokes or gets visibly destroyed? Do we go away and work at our bit, and only come back when it's time to spit?

    I'm interested but help us out bro.
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    Hmm interesting. I would like a nice chicken wrap though! :ahee:
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    You guys sure you want to go up against me?
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    It's not much of a 'battle' when it involves TSR users. :rolleyes:

    They'll probably talk about how they've been a 'badman' by not sharpening their pencil or something..

    Btw, i'm don't claim to be a pro or anything, i like doing this as jokes.
    So i'll start off with sumert simple. Kaboom!


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    You so jealous of my talent, you be keeping a hate log,
    I’m alive when spitting my bars, but to ears it’s deathly like Nate Dog’s.
    My lyrics are so phat, that it makes you wanna keep a weight blog.
    If you be making it personal,
    I’ll clutch ya, like they did to pat butcher,
    In this freestyle I butchered.
    Now who said no one can touch ya,
    You got a foot loose, seems like my lyrics cut yaaaa
    .

    :love:
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    DontJudge, tellin' me I'm usin' wikipedia?
    It's called intelligence, I'm a human encyclopedia
    KingMessi, I still await your reply meathead
    My bars were too dangerous they had to close my last thread to spare your embarrassment
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    (Original post by pgreg1)
    DontJudge, tellin' me I'm usin' wikipedia?
    It's called intelligence, I'm a human encyclopedia
    KingMessi, I still await your reply meathead
    My bars were too dangerous they had to close my last thread to spare your embarrassment
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    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    This made me laugh out loud.

    Anyway, how does this thing work.. Are you just waiting for others to go first so you got material to insult which makes you look the best? Is this a back 'n' forth thing until someone chokes or gets visibly destroyed? Do we go away and work at our bit, and only come back when it's time to spit?

    I'm interested but help us out bro.
    This made you laugh out loud? You don't know how this works?
    How do you like your chicken? I like mine jerked.
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    (Original post by pgreg1)
    DontJudge, tellin' me I'm usin' wikipedia?
    It's called intelligence, I'm a human encyclopedia
    KingMessi, I still await your reply meathead
    My bars were too dangerous they had to close my last thread to spare your embarrassment
    You like to act like you're 50 Cent
    But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
    I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
    Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.

    Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
    I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
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    (Original post by Miracle Day)
    This made you laugh out loud? You don't know how this works?
    How do you like your chicken? I like mine jerked.
    What is this? Asking 21 questions you're 50 cent
    Hell, forget 50 I'ma give you my 2 cents
    You're a homo man, you like your chicken jerked?
    Well you can forget chicken when you've never worked
    A day in your life, you just collect your dole
    Buy your bus ticket to fetch your sister who works on the pole
    To provide for the family, she wears the pants
    The hot pants while them pervs be eyeballin' that ass
    It's embarrassing man you gotta step up for your family
    'Cause you're sittin' in poverty while I'm living happily
    I'ma stop it there so you got time to reflect
    On if there'll ever be a way that you might earn my respect
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    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    What is this? Asking 21 questions you're 50 cent
    Hell, forget 50 I'ma give you my 2 cents
    You're a homo man, you like your chicken jerked?
    Well you can forget chicken when you've never worked
    A day in your life, you just collect your dole
    Buy your bus ticket to fetch your sister who works on the pole
    To provide for the family, she wears the pants
    The hot pants while them pervs be eyeballin' that ass
    It's embarrassing man you gotta step up for your family
    'Cause you're sittin' in poverty while I'm living happily
    I'ma stop it there so you got time to reflect
    On if there'll ever be a way that you might earn my respect
    I've had my time to reflect.
    Now your awful lyrics it's time to disect.
    I'm a homo? I like my chicken jerked?
    You're the homo that sucks d*** jerked.
    The dole? Don't make me laugh.
    I'm a training Doctor while you sit on your ass.
    Listed man, you rap worse than One Direction..
    I bet when you see them, you have to sort out that erection
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    (Original post by DontJudge)
    Why you talking about cents?
    You from the UK, so your rap is bull, 100 percentage.
    My rap style is a new way, your rap lyrics are rented.

    Now Ima text you, next to, flex in the rest room,
    With your ex, looking like T-Rex, that’s your choose.
    Your boys hit on me? I hit them with a 6inch heel shoe.
    Probably the longest thing they’ll ever come close to.

    Yo asked your bird for a head, which you blew.
    She slapped yo, attacked yo,
    Whilst you stood like a statue,
    When your other prostitute came behind yo.
    Your Bitch finally catched you out like a rat yo
    .


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    Sorry for the explicit topic again guys

    I talk about cents, I talk about pence
    I use whatever words I choose to break down your defence
    That's right, I said choose, not choice which is what you meant
    But you used the word choose so you can rhyme with the word shoes
    And speaking of shoes why you got them 6 inch heels?
    Didn't your mother tell you that you shouldn't steal
    I know you got excited when you saw them in the closet
    You quietly ran away with them concealed in your pocket
    That's enough on that it's just too easy to mock it
    I don't ask for head I just get it
    I don't pay for sex 'cause I sell it
    I got so many hoe's they think I'm santa claus
    I'm running moneymaking schemes behind these closed doors
    N what's with your text, it's pink
    Like your mommas underwear you're holding
    While you jerk into the sink
    What the hell must your father think?
    Man I can't think, the thoughts just make me sick

    (Original post by Miracle Day)
    I've had my time to reflect.
    Now your awful lyrics it's time to disect.
    I'm a homo? I like my chicken jerked?
    You're the homo that sucks d*** jerked.
    The dole? Don't make me laugh.
    I'm a training Doctor while you sit on your ass.
    Listed man, you rap worse than One Direction..
    I bet when you see them, you have to sort out that erection
    Is this some kinda joke? I said go and reflect
    That means take a little time to intently inspect
    The words that fall out your mouth like chewed up bits of jerked chicken
    The thought of you becoming a doctor is frankly quite sickening
    Don't tell me for a second that you listen to one direction
    It's also your music taste that needs an inspection
    'Cause my detection of your homosexual tendencies
    Relentlessly will fight you til you surrender
    And admit that you're a closet bender
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    (Original post by pgreg1)
    DontJudge, tellin' me I'm usin' wikipedia?
    It's called intelligence, I'm a human encyclopedia
    KingMessi, I still await your reply meathead
    My bars were too dangerous they had to close my last thread to spare your embarrassment
    Your last line has no flow, no meter, no rhyme scheme
    This pre-teen's attempt to outdo me no more than a pipe dream
    You might scream if you continue to believe that you're 'reem'
    They closed your thread because the lack of quality's obscene
    Taking shots because from 8 Mile I'm quoting?
    It's called 'intertextuality'; have you not heard of that notion?
    This commotion over the fact you know a few authors
    This borders on schizophrenia, your reply was thoughtless
    Not quite sure why I reply to this ignoramus
    Famous for spouting these words from his anus
    Shameless in pretending that he's blameless
    For the ignoble quality of his position
    Providing no erudition and no witticism
    Your response put you well on the road to rap's perdition
    Your words are tame, wannabe soldier with no ammunition
    I'm half asleep and I can still rip your rhymes apart
    So depart; accept this is over before I let it even start.
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    (Original post by DontJudge)
    You so jealous of my talent, you be keeping a hate log,
    I’m alive when spitting my bars, but to ears it’s deathly like Nate Dog’s.
    My lyrics are so phat, that it makes you wanna keep a weight blog.
    If you be making it personal,
    I’ll clutch ya, like they did to pat butcher,
    In this freestyle I butchered.
    Now who said no one can touch ya,
    You got a foot loose, seems like my lyrics cut yaaaa
    .

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    Envy's not an emotion a King's used to feeling
    So don't be believing that your words left me reeling
    I hit the ceiling; you're on the ground searching for meaning
    Preening your amateurism; you're eighteen and still weaning
    Your 'battle' got more hate than a thread based on Islam
    I advise you that if you are to continue then this can
    Be an experience from which you'll never recover
    Leave you poisoned like you were Juliet's lover
    Don't refer to me as 'brother'; we're not of the same species
    When I open my mouth, I don't spout faeces
    You live your life like it's The Human Centipede
    You feed mouth-to-buttock; you look so pleased
    Deceased rapper; you won't be the first to plead
    For me to stop ripping you; you're scared you might bleed
    Fainting at the sight of your coagulation
    I'll leave you unable to perform ambulation
    This nation is sickening of your lack of cohesion
    I'll give you the night to recover from your lesions



    (Original post by Miracle Day)
    You like to act like you're 50 Cent
    But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
    I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
    Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.

    Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
    I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
    Are you going to stop soon? I assume so.
    You only wrote six lines before you were like 'Gotta go'
    I gotta know if you've got anything more in your flow
    Boy better know I don't take kindly to deluded ego
    I'd ruin your reputation but you don't have one to taint
    A reprobate with such hate for me he might faint
    I'd advise you don't go forever, you don't have the time
    To write rhyme when you need to be earning every dime
    All the time; this is crime; just take a look at mine
    (My lyricism) Your rhymes couldn't slice through paper
    Take a piece; write something better; we'll speak later
    And then maybe you'll have written something worth rebuttal
    Maybe then your metaphors will be more subtle
    You scuttle in your bid to write something worth it
    In the hope that my time and effort, it'll deserve it




    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    What is this? Asking 21 questions you're 50 cent
    Hell, forget 50 I'ma give you my 2 cents
    You're a homo man, you like your chicken jerked?
    Well you can forget chicken when you've never worked
    A day in your life, you just collect your dole
    Buy your bus ticket to fetch your sister who works on the pole
    To provide for the family, she wears the pants
    The hot pants while them pervs be eyeballin' that ass
    It's embarrassing man you gotta step up for your family
    'Cause you're sittin' in poverty while I'm living happily
    I'ma stop it there so you got time to reflect
    On if there'll ever be a way that you might earn my respect
    Jokes about my sister, jokes about homos ( :yawn: )
    Dear Lord, try and find an insult that I don't know
    This crap is chapter one in 'Rap for Dummies'
    This chap couldn't factor in 'Rap for Mummies'
    You're living happily?( :lolwut: ) Well, ignorance is bliss
    That'd be your epitaph, sealed with a kiss
    So desist in persisting to resist my assistance
    Your persistence is futile, as is your resistance.
    There's nothing left for you here; this is over
    As is your life, your rap, it's all at its closure.
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    For the record I'm off to bed shortly, need my energy for a busy day tomorrow. Will hit back at you tomorrow at some point though, don't think I'm stalling 'cause time's not the issue here!
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    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    For the record I'm off to bed shortly, need my energy for a busy day tomorrow. Will hit back at you tomorrow at some point though, don't think I'm stalling 'cause time's not the issue here!
    I eagerly await your response.
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    you're all ****
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    (Original post by KingMessi)
    Your last line has no flow, no meter, no rhyme scheme
    This pre-teen's attempt to outdo me no more than a pipe dream
    You might scream if you continue to believe that you're 'reem'
    They closed your thread because the lack of quality's obscene
    Taking shots because from 8 Mile I'm quoting?
    It's called 'intertextuality'; have you not heard of that notion?
    This commotion over the fact you know a few authors
    This borders on schizophrenia, your reply was thoughtless
    Not quite sure why I reply to this ignoramus
    Famous for spouting these words from his anus
    Shameless in pretending that he's blameless
    For the ignoble quality of his position
    Providing no erudition and no witticism
    Your response put you well on the road to rap's perdition
    Your words are tame, wannabe soldier with no ammunition
    I'm half asleep and I can still rip your rhymes apart
    So depart; accept this is over before I let it even start.
    KingMessi, you lost all your credibility
    When you made up the word "intertextuality"
    For all I know, everything you spew is from a crap movie
    Just admit bro, all you can do is copy
    You don't have any natural ability
    Schizophrenia? You're the one with the anxiety
    I owned you in my first post and you still havn't replied properly
    You just throw weak insults to cover up your inadequacy
    But you don't address my points, just narcissistic, no humility
    Funny how you're jelous at my intellectual proficiency
    I never did English at school or uni,
    Yet I still know more literature than you, "Nelly"
    Seriously kid, I ain't gonna take you seriously,
    You still havn't topped the first post by the libertine
    Until then, you keep on dreamin'
    You're right DontJudge, I should stick to poetry
    Cos if my best competition is this bigot Messy
    Then this rap game is completely beneath me
    So, to use "intertextuality", I'm outy
    You're a smudge of paint, I'm the whole tapestry
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    Now everybody from the TSR
    Put your mutha****in' hands up and follow me
    Everybody from the TSR
    Put your mutha****in' hands up
    Look Look

    Now while he tries to stand tough
    Notice that PGREG did not have his hands up
    This free worlds got you gassed up
    Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
    1, 2, 3 and to the 4
    1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
    4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
    You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
    This guy aint no mutha****in MC
    I know everything he's got to say against me
    I am white
    I am a ****in bum
    I do live in a trailer with my mom
    My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
    I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
    Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
    I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
    And Wink did **** my girl
    I'm still standin here screamin **** tha free world!!
    Don't ever try to judge me dude
    You don't know what the **** i've been through
    But i know something about you
    You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
    What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
    This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
    And Clarence lives at home with both parents
    And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
    This guy don't wanna battle he shook
    Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
    He's scared to death
    He's scared to look in his ****in yearbook **** Cranbrook

    **** the beat i go acapella
    **** a Papa Doc, **** a clock, **** a trailer, **** everybody
    **** y'all if you doubt me
    I'm a piece of ****ing white trash, i say it proudly
    And **** this battle
    I don't wanna win
    I'm outty
    Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me

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