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Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!Hey all,
As the reigning TSR rap battle champion, and what with all the recent interest in rapping around here, I am officially opening the TSR 2012 Rap Battle! Last year we had some really great entrants, but I just managed to clinch the title, and so it's my pleasure to re-open the contest!
Anyone is welcome to challenge me, but if you do, I will destroy you (both lyrically and anally). The winner will be decided by an impartial judge once all entrants have been heard.
So without further ado, let battle commence! Bring it on, bitches! -
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!This made me laugh out loud.(Original post by Chocothunder)
Hey all,
As the reigning TSR rap battle champion, and what with all the recent interest in rapping around here, I am officially opening the TSR 2012 Rap Battle! Last year we had some really great entrants, but I just managed to clinch the title, and so it's my pleasure to re-open the contest!
Anyone is welcome to challenge me, but if you do, I will destroy you (both lyrically and anally). The winner will be decided by an impartial judge once all entrants have been heard.
So without further ado, let battle commence! Bring it on, bitches!
Anyway, how does this thing work.. Are you just waiting for others to go first so you got material to insult which makes you look the best? Is this a back 'n' forth thing until someone chokes or gets visibly destroyed? Do we go away and work at our bit, and only come back when it's time to spit?
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!It's not much of a 'battle' when it involves TSR users.
They'll probably talk about how they've been a 'badman' by not sharpening their pencil or something..
Btw, i'm don't claim to be a pro or anything, i like doing this as jokes.
So i'll start off with sumert simple. Kaboom!
You so jealous of my talent, you be keeping a hate log,
I’m alive when spitting my bars, but to ears it’s deathly like Nate Dog’s.
My lyrics are so phat, that it makes you wanna keep a weight blog.
If you be making it personal,
I’ll clutch ya, like they did to pat butcher,
In this freestyle I butchered.
Now who said no one can touch ya,
You got a foot loose, seems like my lyrics cut yaaaa.
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!DontJudge, tellin' me I'm usin' wikipedia?
It's called intelligence, I'm a human encyclopedia
KingMessi, I still await your reply meathead
My bars were too dangerous they had to close my last thread to spare your embarrassment -
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!(Original post by pgreg1)
DontJudge, tellin' me I'm usin' wikipedia?
It's called intelligence, I'm a human encyclopedia
KingMessi, I still await your reply meathead
My bars were too dangerous they had to close my last thread to spare your embarrassment
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!This made you laugh out loud? You don't know how this works?(Original post by RichyFrench)
This made me laugh out loud.
Anyway, how does this thing work.. Are you just waiting for others to go first so you got material to insult which makes you look the best? Is this a back 'n' forth thing until someone chokes or gets visibly destroyed? Do we go away and work at our bit, and only come back when it's time to spit?
I'm interested but help us out bro.
How do you like your chicken? I like mine jerked. -
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!You like to act like you're 50 Cent(Original post by pgreg1)
DontJudge, tellin' me I'm usin' wikipedia?
It's called intelligence, I'm a human encyclopedia
KingMessi, I still await your reply meathead
My bars were too dangerous they had to close my last thread to spare your embarrassment
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!What is this? Asking 21 questions you're 50 cent(Original post by Miracle Day)
This made you laugh out loud? You don't know how this works?
How do you like your chicken? I like mine jerked.
Hell, forget 50 I'ma give you my 2 cents
You're a homo man, you like your chicken jerked?
Well you can forget chicken when you've never worked
A day in your life, you just collect your dole
Buy your bus ticket to fetch your sister who works on the pole
To provide for the family, she wears the pants
The hot pants while them pervs be eyeballin' that ass
It's embarrassing man you gotta step up for your family
'Cause you're sittin' in poverty while I'm living happily
I'ma stop it there so you got time to reflect
On if there'll ever be a way that you might earn my respect -
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!I've had my time to reflect.(Original post by RichyFrench)
What is this? Asking 21 questions you're 50 cent
Hell, forget 50 I'ma give you my 2 cents
You're a homo man, you like your chicken jerked?
Well you can forget chicken when you've never worked
A day in your life, you just collect your dole
Buy your bus ticket to fetch your sister who works on the pole
To provide for the family, she wears the pants
The hot pants while them pervs be eyeballin' that ass
It's embarrassing man you gotta step up for your family
'Cause you're sittin' in poverty while I'm living happily
I'ma stop it there so you got time to reflect
On if there'll ever be a way that you might earn my respect
Now your awful lyrics it's time to disect.
I'm a homo? I like my chicken jerked?
You're the homo that sucks d*** jerked.
The dole? Don't make me laugh.
I'm a training Doctor while you sit on your ass.
Listed man, you rap worse than One Direction..
I bet when you see them, you have to sort out that erection
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!I talk about cents, I talk about pence(Original post by DontJudge)
Why you talking about cents?
You from the UK, so your rap is bull, 100 percentage.
My rap style is a new way, your rap lyrics are rented.
Now Ima text you, next to, flex in the rest room,
With your ex, looking like T-Rex, that’s your choose.
Your boys hit on me? I hit them with a 6inch heel shoe.
Probably the longest thing they’ll ever come close to.
Yo asked your bird for a head, which you blew.
She slapped yo, attacked yo,
Whilst you stood like a statue,
When your other prostitute came behind yo.
Your Bitch finally catched you out like a rat yo.
Encoreee
Spoiler:ShowSorry for the explicit topic again guys
I use whatever words I choose to break down your defence
That's right, I said choose, not choice which is what you meant
But you used the word choose so you can rhyme with the word shoes
And speaking of shoes why you got them 6 inch heels?
Didn't your mother tell you that you shouldn't steal
I know you got excited when you saw them in the closet
You quietly ran away with them concealed in your pocket
That's enough on that it's just too easy to mock it
I don't ask for head I just get it
I don't pay for sex 'cause I sell it
I got so many hoe's they think I'm santa claus
I'm running moneymaking schemes behind these closed doors
N what's with your text, it's pink
Like your mommas underwear you're holding
While you jerk into the sink
What the hell must your father think?
Man I can't think, the thoughts just make me sick
Is this some kinda joke? I said go and reflect(Original post by Miracle Day)
I've had my time to reflect.
Now your awful lyrics it's time to disect.
I'm a homo? I like my chicken jerked?
You're the homo that sucks d*** jerked.
The dole? Don't make me laugh.
I'm a training Doctor while you sit on your ass.
Listed man, you rap worse than One Direction..
I bet when you see them, you have to sort out that erection
That means take a little time to intently inspect
The words that fall out your mouth like chewed up bits of jerked chicken
The thought of you becoming a doctor is frankly quite sickening
Don't tell me for a second that you listen to one direction
It's also your music taste that needs an inspection
'Cause my detection of your homosexual tendencies
Relentlessly will fight you til you surrender
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!Your last line has no flow, no meter, no rhyme scheme(Original post by pgreg1)
DontJudge, tellin' me I'm usin' wikipedia?
It's called intelligence, I'm a human encyclopedia
KingMessi, I still await your reply meathead
My bars were too dangerous they had to close my last thread to spare your embarrassment
This pre-teen's attempt to outdo me no more than a pipe dream
You might scream if you continue to believe that you're 'reem'
They closed your thread because the lack of quality's obscene
Taking shots because from 8 Mile I'm quoting?
It's called 'intertextuality'; have you not heard of that notion?
This commotion over the fact you know a few authors
This borders on schizophrenia, your reply was thoughtless
Not quite sure why I reply to this ignoramus
Famous for spouting these words from his anus
Shameless in pretending that he's blameless
For the ignoble quality of his position
Providing no erudition and no witticism
Your response put you well on the road to rap's perdition
Your words are tame, wannabe soldier with no ammunition
I'm half asleep and I can still rip your rhymes apart
So depart; accept this is over before I let it even start.Last edited by KingMessi; 31-03-2012 at 01:17. -
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!Envy's not an emotion a King's used to feeling(Original post by DontJudge)
You so jealous of my talent, you be keeping a hate log,
I’m alive when spitting my bars, but to ears it’s deathly like Nate Dog’s.
My lyrics are so phat, that it makes you wanna keep a weight blog.
If you be making it personal,
I’ll clutch ya, like they did to pat butcher,
In this freestyle I butchered.
Now who said no one can touch ya,
You got a foot loose, seems like my lyrics cut yaaaa.
So don't be believing that your words left me reeling
I hit the ceiling; you're on the ground searching for meaning
Preening your amateurism; you're eighteen and still weaning
Your 'battle' got more hate than a thread based on Islam
I advise you that if you are to continue then this can
Be an experience from which you'll never recover
Leave you poisoned like you were Juliet's lover
Don't refer to me as 'brother'; we're not of the same species
When I open my mouth, I don't spout faeces
You live your life like it's The Human Centipede
You feed mouth-to-buttock; you look so pleased
Deceased rapper; you won't be the first to plead
For me to stop ripping you; you're scared you might bleed
Fainting at the sight of your coagulation
I'll leave you unable to perform ambulation
This nation is sickening of your lack of cohesion
I'll give you the night to recover from your lesions
Are you going to stop soon? I assume so.(Original post by Miracle Day)
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
You only wrote six lines before you were like 'Gotta go'
I gotta know if you've got anything more in your flow
Boy better know I don't take kindly to deluded ego
I'd ruin your reputation but you don't have one to taint
A reprobate with such hate for me he might faint
I'd advise you don't go forever, you don't have the time
To write rhyme when you need to be earning every dime
All the time; this is crime; just take a look at mine
(My lyricism) Your rhymes couldn't slice through paper
Take a piece; write something better; we'll speak later
And then maybe you'll have written something worth rebuttal
Maybe then your metaphors will be more subtle
You scuttle in your bid to write something worth it
In the hope that my time and effort, it'll deserve it
Jokes about my sister, jokes about homos ((Original post by RichyFrench)
What is this? Asking 21 questions you're 50 cent
Hell, forget 50 I'ma give you my 2 cents
You're a homo man, you like your chicken jerked?
Well you can forget chicken when you've never worked
A day in your life, you just collect your dole
Buy your bus ticket to fetch your sister who works on the pole
To provide for the family, she wears the pants
The hot pants while them pervs be eyeballin' that ass
It's embarrassing man you gotta step up for your family
'Cause you're sittin' in poverty while I'm living happily
I'ma stop it there so you got time to reflect
On if there'll ever be a way that you might earn my respect
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Dear Lord, try and find an insult that I don't know
This crap is chapter one in 'Rap for Dummies'
This chap couldn't factor in 'Rap for Mummies'
You're living happily?(
) Well, ignorance is bliss
That'd be your epitaph, sealed with a kiss
So desist in persisting to resist my assistance
Your persistence is futile, as is your resistance.
There's nothing left for you here; this is over
As is your life, your rap, it's all at its closure.Last edited by KingMessi; 31-03-2012 at 01:47. -
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!I eagerly await your response.(Original post by RichyFrench)
For the record I'm off to bed shortly, need my energy for a busy day tomorrow. Will hit back at you tomorrow at some point though, don't think I'm stalling 'cause time's not the issue here!
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!KingMessi, you lost all your credibility(Original post by KingMessi)
Your last line has no flow, no meter, no rhyme scheme
This pre-teen's attempt to outdo me no more than a pipe dream
You might scream if you continue to believe that you're 'reem'
They closed your thread because the lack of quality's obscene
Taking shots because from 8 Mile I'm quoting?
It's called 'intertextuality'; have you not heard of that notion?
This commotion over the fact you know a few authors
This borders on schizophrenia, your reply was thoughtless
Not quite sure why I reply to this ignoramus
Famous for spouting these words from his anus
Shameless in pretending that he's blameless
For the ignoble quality of his position
Providing no erudition and no witticism
Your response put you well on the road to rap's perdition
Your words are tame, wannabe soldier with no ammunition
I'm half asleep and I can still rip your rhymes apart
So depart; accept this is over before I let it even start.
When you made up the word "intertextuality"
For all I know, everything you spew is from a crap movie
Just admit bro, all you can do is copy
You don't have any natural ability
Schizophrenia? You're the one with the anxiety
I owned you in my first post and you still havn't replied properly
You just throw weak insults to cover up your inadequacy
But you don't address my points, just narcissistic, no humility
Funny how you're jelous at my intellectual proficiency
I never did English at school or uni,
Yet I still know more literature than you, "Nelly"
Seriously kid, I ain't gonna take you seriously,
You still havn't topped the first post by the libertine
Until then, you keep on dreamin'
You're right DontJudge, I should stick to poetry
Cos if my best competition is this bigot Messy
Then this rap game is completely beneath me
So, to use "intertextuality", I'm outy
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Re: Official TSR Rap Battle 2012!Now everybody from the TSR
Put your mutha****in' hands up and follow me
Everybody from the TSR
Put your mutha****in' hands up
Look Look
Now while he tries to stand tough
Notice that PGREG did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
This guy aint no mutha****in MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a ****in bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did **** my girl
I'm still standin here screamin **** tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the **** i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his ****in yearbook **** Cranbrook
**** the beat i go acapella
**** a Papa Doc, **** a clock, **** a trailer, **** everybody
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of ****ing white trash, i say it proudly
And **** this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me
