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    This thread is for all of the AP fans to show your appreciation for this hilarious comic figure.

    Please list your favourite episodes and quotes.
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    Jurassic Park!
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    You feed beef burgers to swans
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    Running around shouting: "SMELL MY CHEESE"
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    Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke.
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    'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".

    Yeah. I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of Leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons,
    people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives – in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish. I think people are saying "yes, there’s more to Ireland than this". A good slogan for the tourist board – [does the bad Irish accent again] "Dere’s more to Oireland dan dis."
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    Jill, you are so dirty.

    That was classic intercourse... so thanks!

    His pants were so far off his backside, you could more or less see his anus.

    And that was Bill Withers, who thank the Lord is still with us.
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    Monkey Tennis? :dontknow:
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    "They've gone to ...err...Longstanton spice museum."

    "Ohhhh I'd love to have it off with her."

    "I'm really sorry, I just really wanted to see America's strongest man." "Well now you've got Norfork's maddest man!"

    "Lyn they're sex people!"
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    So I told him "you want to upgrade...TO A NEW FACE. He NEARLY SOILED himself!"
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    ''One of the benefits of global warming and international terrorism is that more and more people are holidaying in England.''
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    What makes it even better is that one of my best mates is 'Alan Partridge' without intending to be :awesome:
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    (Original post by crocker710)
    What makes it even better is that one of my best mates is 'Alan Partridge' without intending to be :awesome:
    Does he have exclusive membership to Club Alan Partridge?
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    "it's hotter than the sun!" (the timing is genius)

    "The proof is in the pudding... and in this case... the pudding is a football."
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    Alan and Mike Samson :toofunny:

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    Wait... What?

    'No, they should apologise... They should just do it bigger.'

    So Tommy Saxondale.

    i lollies at this every time.


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