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  1. kingsarecool's Avatar
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    bums burning after pooping?
    so this is embrassing does anyone's bums burn after you poo

    edit: i'm naturally thin and i don't eat very much last time i had chilli food was on Friday and it was mild
    Last edited by kingsarecool; 09-04-2012 at 13:21.
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    Did you try doing a poo at Paul's?
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    What's the equivalent of being Fraped, on TSR?

    TSRaped :ahee:
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    someone have a phal last night
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    Im guessing you hate hot/spicy food thinking you were badass enough to handle it
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    (Original post by moonkatt)
    someone have a phal last night
    no .. but seriously does it happen to me because i'm unhealthy or something
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    Anyone that is killing themselves with study and stress over getting to university to read medicine - I would point them to this thread and tell them that this is the reality of a career as a doctor.
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    Im guessing you hate hot/spicy food thinking you were badass enough to handle it


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    TSRaped :ahee:
    The Student Raped! :eek:
    Call the police!
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    you must have had something hot to eat....

    :rofl: liar liar bums on fire!
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    (Original post by Clip)
    Anyone that is killing themselves with study and stress over getting to university to read medicine - I would point them to this thread and tell them that this is the reality of a career as a doctor.
    loooooooooool
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
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    you must have had something hot to eat....

    :rofl: liar liar bums on fire!
    i didn't have anything last night i only had breakfast once at 2:00
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    Vaseline and lots of cold water.
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    Try sticking a gaviscon up there, apparently it soothes and cools.
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    call 999 ask for the fire department
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    (Original post by kingsarecool)
    i didn't have anything last night i only had breakfast once at 2:00
    well you must have had something spicy before that but took a while to get through your digestive system......
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    Somebody had chilis last night and couldn't handle it.
    Baby.
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    (Original post by kingsarecool)
    so this is embrassing does anyone's bums burn after you poo

    edit: i'm naturally thin and i don't eat very much last time i had chilli food was on Friday and it was mild
    im not sure but i think its cuz ur poop becomes acidic. When u eat spices, ur stomach and rest of the machinery finds it difficult to digest spices, so lots of acidic fluids are released. This causes the burning of bums when you poop. Maybe you should buy an pH indicator. There's liquid ones available as well, u just drop a few drops in the toilet before flushing to see if it turns orange/yellow/red.

    I may be completely wrong as im not a doctor or biologist etc.
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    Since ive grown up eating spicy stuff never :bandit:
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    (Original post by Bill_Gates)
    call 999 ask for the fire department
    Brilliant :clap2:
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    Re: bums burning after pooping?
    (Original post by PoGo HoPz)
    Try sticking a gaviscon up there, apparently it soothes and cools.
    OMG you cant stick Gaviscon up your pooper :ahhhhh:

    You are better off putting an ice-cube in (wet,otherwise it might stick in your bum like your tongue on a frozen pole, but I'm sure you have a warm bum so its OK). Then pour in a shot of vodka.

    Don't forget to keep a wedge of lemon in your mouth and then quickly lick salt.It'll get you drunk faster (coz you have lots of vessels in there and the alcohol hits your bloodstream really fast) and cool your bum :fan:
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