[PoGo HoPz]

(Original post by xev bellringer)
OMG you cant stick Gaviscon up your pooper

You are better off putting an ice-cube in (wet,otherwise it might stick in your bum like your tongue on a frozen pole, but I'm sure you have a warm bum so its OK). Then pour in a shot of vodka.

Don't forget to keep a wedge of lemon in your mouth and then quickly lick salt.It'll get you drunk faster (coz you have lots of vessels in there and the alcohol hits your bloodstream really fast) and cool your bum

I must remember next time to point out in big, bold lettering that I'm being sarcastic.

[xev bellringer]

(Original post by PoGo HoPz)
I must remember next time to point out in big, bold lettering that I'm being sarcastic.

And I quite obviously need to put in that I'm being WOEFULLY Sarky as well....

I know you're being funny....sheesh


Because Gaviscon and alcohol up the bum are the first and foremost lines of action in most human beings lives.

[-Someone-Like-You-]

Did anybody read the title and think MEGATRON tutti?

[UMARTIAN]

(Original post by -Someone-Like-You-)
Did anybody read the title and think MEGATRON tutti?

This is serious megatron tutti, just had snickers gonna be nutty.