Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
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Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songjust listening to Dont Stop the party by the Black eyed peas and i noticed there was a line in that song which said get of my gentials which i thought was quite a weird line in a song , just i thought up this thread , what are some of the strangest and funniest lines you have heard in a song?
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songA lot of Nicola Roberts' solo songs have weird lines.
"I had to call a fireman, my hair was burning bridges,
I'm shooting bullets from my chest, I'm Superwoman b****es"
"Called me a rude ginger b***h, and said I'd bought bigger tits"
"Why why why do the lights in the kebab shop make this guy look less hot? He's looking like John Prescott"
"5pm, my Topshop order's here, I've sent my best friend home, looks like she's been Tango'd" -
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songGuzzle down
my neck will burn
and as we kiss
and I'm sick in your mouth
I know you want more
Lick my open wounds
and add some ice
and choke on my sick vice
Oh God, the lights are on.
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song'I'm starting to feel a little abused, like a coffee machine in an office'
'luckily my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains'
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songCause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a **** if this chick was my own mother
I still **** her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name? -
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songMy mom's gone, that ****king broad will never understand me
I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin
(What you think of Hayley Williams?) **** her, Wolf Haley robbing 'em
I'll crash that ****ing airplane that that ****** ***** B.o.B is in
And stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn oesophagus
And won't stop until the cops come in
I'm an overachiever, so how about I start a team of leaders
And pick up Stevie Wonder to be the wide receiver?
Green paper, gold teeth and pregnant golden retrievers
All I want, **** money, diamonds and bitches, don't need them
But where the fat ones at? I got something to feed 'em
It's some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read 'em
Snap back, green ch-ch-chia ****ing leaves
It's been a couple months, and Tina still ain't perm her ****ing weave, damn
Most of tylers lyrics are pretty funny.
