"I cried tear drops over the massive attack
I only make hits like I work with the racket and bat Look at my jacket and hat
So damn berserk
So down to Earth"
What? What? One last time, just for good measure, what? In what way does this instruction have any bearing on anything else in the song? "My life was hard, I'm super talented... hey, check out my hat." What hat? You mean the one you're not wearing?
Seriously, not does he seem to feel that logically transitioning from one thought to the other is for sissies, but at no point in the music video does he even wear a hat. Is this some kind of surreal challenge to the listener?
There's Winston Churchill dressed in drag,
he used to be a British flag, plastic bag, what a drag.
The frog was a prince, the prince was a brick, the brick was an egg,
the egg was a bird.
(Fly away you sweet little thing, they're hard on your tail)
Hadn't you heard?
(They're going to change you into a human being!)
Yahoo, we're happy as fish and gorgeous as geese,
and wonderfully clean in the morning.
Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin’ them dick suckin' lips, I’m agitated, aggravated
To the point you don’t suck my dick, then you’re gonna get decapitated
Other words, you don’t ****in’ give me head, then I’m have to take it.
(LOL @ "you don’t ****in’ give me head, then I’m have to take it")