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  1. resentment.'s Avatar
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    Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
    (Original post by hbk4894)
    just listening to Dont Stop the party by the Black eyed peas and i noticed there was a line in that song which said get of my gentials which i thought was quite a weird line in a song , just i thought up this thread , what are some of the strangest and funniest lines you have heard in a song?
    'I wanna **** a dog in the ass' by of course, you've guessed it blink-182.
    Im not talking about a single line in that song, Im talking the entire song. Oh how I miss the old blink-182.
  2. JakeAduro's Avatar
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    "You know I'm not p.c, I'll shoot your kid at school, 'cause he's gonna grow up to be a ****ing ***hole just like you."
    Leftover Crack - Gay Rude Boys Unite.

    Genius.
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    i have been to Southampton but i never been to Scunthrope.

    good for you Tinie.
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    Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
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    Pretty much every single line in this song

    Aah Eminem at the height of his drug addiction
    Omg that is awesome, I wish I could +rep you, but I'm all out for today! He's so crazy...
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    Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
    (Original post by Evangelica)
    Bearing in mind that this is sung by a dude who to my knowledge is not transgender:

    "You are the girl that I've been dreaming of ever since I was a little girl." :lolwut:
    THIS HAS ETERNALLY CONFUSED ME!!! Years I have spent listening to that song thinking what the hell?!?!
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    Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song



    Someone left the cake out in the rain...


    Right, ok then :erm:


    Or a parody:

    A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer, well I suppose that proves they're really not all bad :rofl:
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    Actually I think the worst is in rhythm is a dance where it goes 'Im as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer' O_o
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    Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
    Anything by this guys

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO7hCREWsA0

    PICTURES OF PANDAS PAINTING
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    PICTURES OF PANDAS PAINTING PENGUINS
    AS PENGUINS PROUDLY PARADING PASS

    SKATEBOARDS, SKATEBOARDS

    HIPPOS, UP ON HELICOPTERSSSS




    I love them.
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    *cringe* I loved the anime but I was watching it on DVD today at my friends house and saw this on the special features. it's been in my head for about 5 hours
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    Cool off your jets,
    Take off your sweats,
    I got a funny feeling,
    They got plastic in the afterlife.


    +



    But I can...
    DANCE
    DANCE
    DANCE
    DANCE
    DANCE etc.


    (Original post by Alofleicester)



    Someone left the cake out in the rain...
    Actually this was the correct answer, +1.
    Last edited by Lorem Ipsum; 10-04-2012 at 19:43.
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    You've made me an offer that I can refuse,
    course either way I get screwed
    Counter proposal:
    I go home & Jerk off
    UHH

    I'm Designer, QOTSA
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    Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
    'Hey I just met you, and this is crazy- but heres my number, so call me maybe?'

    It doesn't even make sense, isn't it supposed to be 'so maybe call me?'
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    Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
    'I got hoes in different area codes.'

    and 'To the windowwwwwwwwwww, to the waaaaaaaall, till the sweat drop down my balls.'

    But nothing beats 'I wanna see your peacock-cock-cock' and 'Oh my God, no exaggeration, now all this time was worth the waiting, I just shed a tear, I am so unprepared.'
    Last edited by RabbitCFH; 10-04-2012 at 19:46.
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    Something something something, something supermodel,
    your arse from the side looks just like a coke bottle.

    Oh Taio...
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    Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
    (Original post by redferry)
    THIS HAS ETERNALLY CONFUSED ME!!! Years I have spent listening to that song thinking what the hell?!?!
    Hahaha glad I'm not the only one :lol:
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    "I'm coming up. Put down your cup"

    From the great lyricist that is Alexandra Burke
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    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
    (from 'Wish you were here' by Pink Floyd)
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    Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
    "sweat drip down my balls"
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    David Banner - Play...all of it.

    I wish I'd never heard it :sad:
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    Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
    (Original post by Evangelica)
    Hahaha glad I'm not the only one :lol:
    Just looked it up and apparently he said in an interview it was some injoke with his sister where they refer to wanting something ever since they were a little girl...

    well mystery solved!
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