[SimplyEccentric]

"Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life."

[jerseymackem]

Right at the end of the Guns n Roses cover of Sympathy for the Devil, there are a couple of people saying, "Milk boy! Save us, milk boy! Don't forget to drink your milk."

[Contrad!ction.]

(Original post by Greyjoy)
Anything by this guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO7hCREWsA0

PICTURES OF PANDAS PAINTING
PICTURES OF PANDAS PAINTING
PICTURES OF PANDAS PAINTING PENGUINS
AS PENGUINS PROUDLY PARADING PASS

SKATEBOARDS, SKATEBOARDS

HIPPOS, UP ON HELICOPTERSSSS




I love them.

"W, you think you're so great"
"Well, I am pretty big"
"Yeah, you're okay. You're just not as great as you think you are."
"How come I never see you around anymore, D?"
"I got this big TV set at home now. And I like to watch the sports."

[nadiah]

"You blocked me on Facebook
And now you're going to die"

Also

"....Met a really nice girl, had some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out, "This is Great" (Oh my God, that's really great)"


I mean WTF O_o

[Converse Rocker]

(Original post by nadiah)
"You blocked me on Facebook
And now you're going to die"

Also

"....Met a really nice girl, had some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out, "This is Great" (Oh my God, that's really great)"


I mean WTF O_o

The first one is definitely Knife Party, and the second one I can only guess Steel Panther?

At the start of 'Library Pictures' by Arctic Monkeys, Alex says "I'm in a vest...". To this day I still have no clue why

[Celtic_Anthony]

Pretty much every word in this...

[Hakuna_Matata]

"The sun's not yellow, it's chicken"

Yes Bob Dylan, this makes perfect sense

[Alexandra's Box]

(Original post by Converse Rocker)
The first one is definitely Knife Party, and the second one I can only guess Steel Panther?
At the start of 'Library Pictures' by Arctic Monkeys, Alex says "I'm in a vest...". To this day I still have no clue why

Bruno Mars

[*Boofle*]

This whole song:


The Neden Game

"Let's meet contestant number one
He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
Who says, "women love his sexy smile"
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?"

"Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick"

[Violent J]
Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "**** YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his ****ing lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-**** her till I nut in my underwear

"Now, let's me contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question"

"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?"

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, **** YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother****ers outta here
I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his ****ing jaw (what?!)
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowing ****ing nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playing
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

"Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon
It's a touch choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"

"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!"

[Violent J]
Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how ****ing fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
**** that, you'd be jocking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

[Violent J]
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better

[Violent J]
Look, **** you, I got a strong rap
****, you don't want contestant number two
He's mad-whack

[Violent J]
I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to **** it
It was a big ****ing smelly, ass farm llama

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!

[JKGB]

Now if you see an itty bitty piggy in a market
Give that b**ch a quarter and car tell her park it
I don't f**k wit pigs like osalamalekam, I put em in a field
I let Oscar Myer bake em.

[Greyjoy]

(Original post by Contrad!ction.)
"W, you think you're so great"
"Well, I am pretty big"
"Yeah, you're okay. You're just not as great as you think you are."
"How come I never see you around anymore, D?"
"I got this big TV set at home now. And I like to watch the sports."

PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN
DOING THE THINGS A PARTICLE CAN
WHAT'S HE LIKE, IS NOT IMPORTANT

PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN


I love you too, now. Also, your avatar.

[Stray_talk]

"Drop a whore"

~Fall Out Boy

[emi_sarb]

"Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?"

You just said you're Slim Shady so now you're asking yourself to stand up?

Also the entire lyrics to Code Blue by TSOL.

[tinkerbell_xxx]

'the only thing between me and your bitch is the latex'

always makes me laugh

[AwsomePossum]

Tyler the creator- Yonkers
Martians vs goblins- game + Tyler + Lil Wayne

will make you be like 0.o

[Contrad!ction.]

(Original post by Greyjoy)
PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN
DOING THE THINGS A PARTICLE CAN
WHAT'S HE LIKE, IS NOT IMPORTANT

PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN


I love you too, now. Also, your avatar.

Hey, who let in all these elephants?
Did you know that elephants are made of elements?

"OH MY GOD HE'S WEARING A FEZ!" - Big Bang Two

I love me too

[Frodo Baggins]

Yea right, picture that with a kodak
And better yet, go to times square
Take a picture of me with a kodak

[barnetlad]

Most Coldplay lyrics are strange.

[SimpleGirl]

Good thread, OP!

[trrr]

You a stupid Hoe, You a you a stupid hoe, stupid stupid,