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    "Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life."
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    Right at the end of the Guns n Roses cover of Sympathy for the Devil, there are a couple of people saying, "Milk boy! Save us, milk boy! Don't forget to drink your milk."
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    (Original post by Greyjoy)
    Anything by this guys

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO7hCREWsA0

    PICTURES OF PANDAS PAINTING
    PICTURES OF PANDAS PAINTING
    PICTURES OF PANDAS PAINTING PENGUINS
    AS PENGUINS PROUDLY PARADING PASS

    SKATEBOARDS, SKATEBOARDS

    HIPPOS, UP ON HELICOPTERSSSS




    I love them.
    "W, you think you're so great"
    "Well, I am pretty big"
    "Yeah, you're okay. You're just not as great as you think you are."
    "How come I never see you around anymore, D?"
    "I got this big TV set at home now. And I like to watch the sports."
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    "You blocked me on Facebook
    And now you're going to die"

    Also

    "....Met a really nice girl, had some really nice sex
    And she's gonna scream out, "This is Great" (Oh my God, that's really great)"


    I mean WTF O_o
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    (Original post by nadiah)
    "You blocked me on Facebook
    And now you're going to die"

    Also

    "....Met a really nice girl, had some really nice sex
    And she's gonna scream out, "This is Great" (Oh my God, that's really great)"


    I mean WTF O_o
    The first one is definitely Knife Party, and the second one I can only guess Steel Panther?

    At the start of 'Library Pictures' by Arctic Monkeys, Alex says "I'm in a vest...". To this day I still have no clue why
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    Pretty much every word in this...

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    "The sun's not yellow, it's chicken"

    Yes Bob Dylan, this makes perfect sense :curious:
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    (Original post by Converse Rocker)
    The first one is definitely Knife Party, and the second one I can only guess Steel Panther?
    At the start of 'Library Pictures' by Arctic Monkeys, Alex says "I'm in a vest...". To this day I still have no clue why
    Bruno Mars
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    This whole song:


    The Neden Game

    "Let's meet contestant number one
    He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
    Who says, "women love his sexy smile"
    Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
    Sharon, what's your question?"

    "Contestant number one,
    I believe first impressions last forever
    So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
    And have dinner with me and my family
    Tell me what you would do to make
    That first impression really stick"

    [Violent J]
    Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
    I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
    I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
    And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "**** YOU!!!"
    Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
    I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
    Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
    I'd have to walk up and bust him in his ****ing lips!
    It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
    I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
    I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
    You know for only 13, she got some big tits
    After that, your dad will try to jump again
    And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
    After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
    I'd dry-**** her till I nut in my underwear

    "Now, let's me contestant number two
    He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
    Who works for the Dark Carnival
    He says women call him stretch nuts
    Sharon, let's hear your question"

    "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
    A man who expresses himself in his own special way
    Number two, if you fell in love with me
    Exactly how would you let me know?"

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    First thing, I could never love you
    You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, **** YOU!!!
    But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
    By taking all these other mother****ers outta here
    I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
    And find contestant number one and break his ****ing jaw (what?!)
    Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
    I'd be blowing ****ing nuggets off all day
    I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
    Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
    I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
    Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
    When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
    I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playing
    As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
    And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

    "Well it sounds like contestant number two
    Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon
    It's a touch choice so far
    Sharon, let's have your last question and
    See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"

    "Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
    same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
    your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!"

    [Violent J]
    Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
    And tell you that I can't believe how ****ing fat you are
    I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
    And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    **** that, you'd be jocking me quick
    I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
    And then to get your attention in the crowded place
    I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

    [Violent J]
    Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better

    [Violent J]
    Look, **** you, I got a strong rap
    ****, you don't want contestant number two
    He's mad-whack

    [Violent J]
    I walk into a bar and there he was
    Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to **** it
    It was a big ****ing smelly, ass farm llama

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!
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    Now if you see an itty bitty piggy in a market
    Give that b**ch a quarter and car tell her park it
    I don't f**k wit pigs like osalamalekam, I put em in a field
    I let Oscar Myer bake em.
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    (Original post by Contrad!ction.)
    "W, you think you're so great"
    "Well, I am pretty big"
    "Yeah, you're okay. You're just not as great as you think you are."
    "How come I never see you around anymore, D?"
    "I got this big TV set at home now. And I like to watch the sports."
    PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN
    DOING THE THINGS A PARTICLE CAN
    WHAT'S HE LIKE, IS NOT IMPORTANT

    PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN


    I love you too, now. Also, your avatar.
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    "Drop a whore"

    ~Fall Out Boy
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    "Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?"

    You just said you're Slim Shady so now you're asking yourself to stand up?

    Also the entire lyrics to Code Blue by TSOL.
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    'the only thing between me and your bitch is the latex'

    always makes me laugh
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    Tyler the creator- Yonkers
    Martians vs goblins- game + Tyler + Lil Wayne

    will make you be like 0.o
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    (Original post by Greyjoy)
    PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN
    DOING THE THINGS A PARTICLE CAN
    WHAT'S HE LIKE, IS NOT IMPORTANT

    PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN


    I love you too, now. Also, your avatar.
    Hey, who let in all these elephants?
    Did you know that elephants are made of elements?

    "OH MY GOD HE'S WEARING A FEZ!" - Big Bang Two :awesome:

    I love me too
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    Yea right, picture that with a kodak
    And better yet, go to times square
    Take a picture of me with a kodak
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    Most Coldplay lyrics are strange.
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    :rofl3:

    Good thread, OP!
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    You a stupid Hoe, You a you a stupid hoe, stupid stupid,

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