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Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song

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    Please can you stop the noise I'm trying to get some rest
    From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
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    You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "three hits a day at 35 per", you say "that's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".

    You figure you can save her. You sell your colour TV, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one job. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".

    One night they spot you on the street in your skivvies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says " Christ you look ed", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rat for a nice, sensitive guy like me"

    ^ Any line from above is quite odd when you listen to the peculiar and eerie production that the lyrics accompany

    PQM - You Are Sleeping (Luke Chable Vocal Pass)
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    "there's only 1 carrot and they all gotta share it"

    "Ottoman couch, how handsome your furniture"

    "blake's got a new face"

    "Spilled kefir on your keffiyeh"

    maybe it's just vampire weekend?:dontknow:

    and eminem fack is just disturbing. Gerbils?! really?
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    Most of the lines in Tyler the Creator's songs.
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    "Met her round the back of the old Bear-bating pit
    Drinking gin as though your life depended on it
    She said that “That’s my tipple son, but it don’t mean a lot to me.”
    She said, “There ain’t no future in choosing life that I can see.”
    So we kissed upon the hilltop and we danced through the night
    I guess that you could say that it was love at first bite
    But I was seeing double, Hey presto! A poor man’s ménage a trois.
    And in the pale dawn drizzle I slurred my lovesick au revoir.
    And then you sloped off to the bar"
    - The Old Bear-Baiting Pit, Felix Hagan

    This is Felix Hagan, he is not very well known... but such a great artist and lyricist. If you fancy something a bit out of there and unique, with jazz, rock, folk and just pure awesomeness with Shakespearean and classical references while still being hilariously funny... CHECK HIM OUT!
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    The rapper Pitbull always mentions Donkey Kong in his songs.
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    "We can drive through the city no doubt, but dont say my car's topless; say the titties is out"
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    " Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the bus to come"
    " I am the eggman! They are the eggmen! I am the Walrus! COOCOOCOOCHO!"
    Both courtesy of the Beatles
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    'I'll be the corpse in your bathtub' Newborn by Elbow.
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    "I'm not crying... its just been raining... on my face..."
    -Flight of the Conchords!
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    A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
    B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
    Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a...

    A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
    Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
    Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird...

    Surfin' bird
    Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

    Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
    Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow

    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
    Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
    Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
    Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
    Well don't you know about the bird?
    Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
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    "We got toms toms over here bigger than a monster, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla"
    "Call me Simba little mama cos Mufasa couldn't stop a bitch"

    - Nicki Minaj's Massive Attack
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    "I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls,
    And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball.
    And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin,
    I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin."

    :bl:

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    'Was it just the Margheritas or were you talking to me?' Girls Aloud (Wake Me Up)
    'Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle' LMFAO
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    "I set fire to the rain watched it pour as I touched your face"

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    (Original post by barnetlad)
    Most Coldplay lyrics are strange.
    Agree... "id rather be a comma than a fullstop" always makes me think why
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    Leave it yeah
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    Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
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    Where's My Keys, Where's My Phone
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    (Original post by 99luft Balons)
    lool

    All their songs are written by their mother
    Her creativity is inspiring

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