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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songYou pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "three hits a day at 35 per", you say "that's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your colour TV, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one job. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skivvies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says " Christ you look ed", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rat for a nice, sensitive guy like me"
^ Any line from above is quite odd when you listen to the peculiar and eerie production that the lyrics accompany
PQM - You Are Sleeping (Luke Chable Vocal Pass)Last edited by Palatial Veranda; 10-04-2012 at 21:58. -
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song"there's only 1 carrot and they all gotta share it"
"Ottoman couch, how handsome your furniture"
"blake's got a new face"
"Spilled kefir on your keffiyeh"
maybe it's just vampire weekend?
and eminem fack is just disturbing. Gerbils?! really? -
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song"Met her round the back of the old Bear-bating pit
Drinking gin as though your life depended on it
She said that “That’s my tipple son, but it don’t mean a lot to me.”
She said, “There ain’t no future in choosing life that I can see.”
So we kissed upon the hilltop and we danced through the night
I guess that you could say that it was love at first bite
But I was seeing double, Hey presto! A poor man’s ménage a trois.
And in the pale dawn drizzle I slurred my lovesick au revoir.
And then you sloped off to the bar" - The Old Bear-Baiting Pit, Felix Hagan
This is Felix Hagan, he is not very well known... but such a great artist and lyricist. If you fancy something a bit out of there and unique, with jazz, rock, folk and just pure awesomeness with Shakespearean and classical references while still being hilariously funny... CHECK HIM OUT! -
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songA-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
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A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...
Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
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Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow -
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song"I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls,
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball.
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin,
I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin."
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songAgree... "id rather be a comma than a fullstop" always makes me think why(Original post by barnetlad)
Most Coldplay lyrics are strange.
