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Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song

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    Im going to Marry the Night - Lady Gaga.
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    Also forgot this one "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl, Without being disrespectful"

    Followed shortly by: "damn you a sexy bitch"

    Clearly he was not successful O_o
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    In Nacho Libre, Jack Black sings about when he was in the wilderness:

    I ate some bugs,
    I ate some grass,
    I used my hand
    To wipe my
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    I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
    Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
    Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse
    Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish

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    Time is waiting

    We only got 4 minutes to save the world

    No hesitating

    Grab a boy, grab a girl.”
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    Biscuits and Gravy.
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    R.e. the classic PLASTIC BAG LINE by Ms Perry...

    If she wanted a proper song, she should have done this -
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    :gah:
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    "Swagger jagger you should get some of your own"
    What does "swagger jagger" even mean?

    Anyyy song that Nicki Minaj sings. I mean seriously wtf why do people even like her?

    Justin Beiber 'Swag, swag on you'. Seriously?

    'I just wanna throw my phone away' Katy perry part of my song. Whyyyyy????

    Oh dear lord.
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    (Original post by Alexandra's Box)
    R.e. the classic PLASTIC BAG LINE by Ms Perry...

    If she wanted a proper song, she should have done this -
    Hahahaha, I love the Key of Awesome! Have you seen the one with the Santa claus in it? Hahah, it was classic!
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    "You, your sex is on fire." - Kings of Leon

    It's WHAT??
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    (Original post by PrettyLittleLiars)
    Hahahaha, I love the Key of Awesome! Have you seen the one with the Santa claus in it? Hahah, it was classic!
    Yep. I really like the Harry Potter Steamy Slow Jam (incriminating extract in sig!). And Mars' Grenade, and Telephone, and On The Floor (though I loathe the real song)... :jive:

    Amazing... OH and Someone Like You!

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    "And even the Queen once said, **** youuuu, Adele's boyfrieeeeend..."
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    "I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree" - Role Model

    Eminem
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    212 by Azelia Banks.

    Google the lyrics.

    Enough said.
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    I put my finger to her nose one time make your womann vomit smell it tunechi's woochie thats what she call it?
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    In Highway to Hell by AC/DC, I always thought the second line was "she's a n i g g e r on a one way ride"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv24N8H1KyI


    This was posted from The Student Room's iPhone/iPad App
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    "I go to the rave and within the first five minutes, I already get one wheel
    Then I get two wheels it's a bicycle
    Then I get three wheels its a tricycle
    Then I get four wheels its a car
    You can't even get a unicycle, it's a par"

    Skepta - King of Grime

    This was posted from The Student Room's Android App on my HTC Desire
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    The Mars Volta in general are pretty random:

    Inertiatic ESP Lyrics:

    Last night I heard lepers
    Flinch like birth defects
    It's musk was fecal in origin
    As the words dribbled off of it's chin

    It said
    I'm lost
    I'm lost
    Now I'm lost
    Now I'm lost

    [x4]
    Now I'm lost

    Dolls wreck the minced meat of pupils
    Cast in oblong arms length
    The hooks had been picking their scabs where
    Wolves hide in the company of men

    It said
    I'm lost
    I'm lost

    [x6]
    Now I'm lost

    Are you peeking in the red
    Perforated at the neck

    [x2]
    What of this mongrel architect
    A broken arm of soon will set
    Past present and future tense
    Clipside of the pinkeye fountain

    [x4]
    Now I'm lost

    It's been said
    A long time ago
    You'll be the first
    And last to know

    [x4]
    You'll never know

    About a guy in a coma apparently.
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    (Original post by aja89)
    WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER? :awesome:
    Ooft, this takes me back! My Mum used to listen to this on repeat and the lyrics confused me even then!

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