Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songThat's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some something, something, something
Something, something, something, something
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songReminds me of Shrek:(Original post by magdaplaysbass)
In Nacho Libre, Jack Black sings about when he was in the wilderness:
I ate some bugs,
I ate some grass,
I used my hand
To wipe mySpoiler:Showtears
Please keep off of the grass
Wipe your shoes,
Wipe yourSpoiler:Showface -
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song"These girls are pullin' on me like a Christmas cracker"
"My ****s so heavy, the toilet water splashin' on my arse"
"Under my collar's where I wear my belt"
"I'm a straight w**ker, I'm feeling myself"
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a song"Let's see about this ham" - Hands Away by Interpol
"My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town at least he tries,
Oh look it stopped snowing" - Roland by Interpol
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songyeah, they're pretty similar(Original post by inadilemma)
Reminds me of Shrek:
Please keep off of the grass
Wipe your shoes,
Wipe yourSpoiler:Showface
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Re: Strangest/Funniest lines you have heard in a songSlash Gash Terror Whore
I Like You Better On The Floor
Sock It To Me Ultra Hot
Danger! Danger! On The Spot
On The Bed, Give Me Hed
Make you Scream Candy Cream
Scene Sluts Like It Super Rough
Thats The Way They Like To ****
I Like To Twirk, I Like To Hurt
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I'll Lick It Up, I'll Suck It Up
Now Get On The Floor, Lets **** It Up!
Now Make Your Move Into My Room
And I'll Whip Out My Dr.Doom
Ugh What The ****...
Bitch Just Shut Up And Suck!
