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  • View Poll Results: Worst beer in the UK
    stella artois
    59 13.95%
    carling
    82 19.39%
    fosters
    97 22.93%
    carlsberg
    47 11.11%
    bud
    36 8.51%
    coors light
    27 6.38%
    guinness
    34 8.04%
    john smith's
    25 5.91%
    green king IPA
    8 1.89%
    old bob's *******s (or similar)
    8 1.89%

  1. py0alb's Avatar
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    Which is the worst beer? Poll
    So a question to anyone that filled in this poll:

    The least favourite brands of beer as voted by this poll:

    1. Fosters
    2. Carling
    3. Stella
    4 Carlsberg
    5. Budweiser


    The top selling brands of draught lager in the UK in 2011:

    (1) Stella Artois
    (2) Foster’s
    (3) Carling
    (4) Carlsberg
    (5) Budweiser


    WTF is going on? Why are we all drinking beer we hate?


    My theory: its a matter of a) cash - this stuff is often simply the cheapest by far, and b) availability - there is often simply no better lager offered in the pub we're in.

    So why do you think we drink lager we don't really like? If there was a high quality option available for a similar price, for example tasty and highly rated craft brewed British Lagers like Freedom, Moravka and Cotswold, would you drink that instead?.
    Last edited by py0alb; 28-09-2012 at 10:08.
  2. walterwhite123's Avatar
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    Budweiser without a doubt. How anyone could vote for anything else is beyond me.
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    (Original post by walterwhite123)
    Budweiser without a doubt. How anyone could vote for anything else is beyond me.
    Haha, thought I'd be in the minority!
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    The truly sad thing is, the above 10 beers are actually a pretty accurate representation of the typical selection in your average ****ty pub.
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    Carlsberg, the thought of it makes me shudder
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    (Original post by Ryan-Hetherington)
    Haha, thought I'd be in the minority!
    Budweiser isn't really beer. They use rice to make it.

    Plus they stole the name and then devoted their lives to bankrupting the original company.
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    I find both Bud and Coors light unpleasantly sweet. It doesn't even taste like beer. If I had to choose a pint from that selection it would be a toss-up between the relatively inoffensive Carling and the ubiquitous Green King IPA. At least they vaguely remind me of beer.
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    Truely the worst beer I have ever tasted was Sainsbury's own Lager at 11p a can.
    But I voted Carling.

    Guinness is lovely!
    But on a sunny day nothing beats a cold Miller. Mmmm
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    I'm fine with most of those from a pub, but stella / fosters / carlsberg drunk out of a can is :puke: , gets all metallic and nasty
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    Join the beer lovers group here:

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/group.php?groupid=1912

    Even if the above named are your ten favourite pints, there is still room for you. Even Fosters is better than drinking wine in the pub eh?
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    Budweiser; how can they steal the name from the delicious Czech beer and stick it on a bottle of ****ty tasteless alcohol?????
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    (Original post by mevidek)
    Budweiser; how can they steal the name from the delicious Czech beer and stick it on a bottle of ****ty tasteless alcohol?????
    Because the whole company is rotten to the core.
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    (Original post by walterwhite123)
    Because the whole company is rotten to the core.
    Here's a quote from Pete Brown:

    AB-Inbev do not like beer. Most people I have met personally who work for the corporation don't even drink it. I have argued with AB-Inbev marketers, trying to convince them that, if you want to make money from selling beer, you must recognise that it is not like other grocery products - that it has more romance, charm and mystery around it, that people take a greater degree of ownership in beer brands than they do in other product sectors. And those marketers have disagreed with me, stating categorically that they feel beer is no different from any other product and can be standardised and treated exactly the same. Stuart Macfarlane, CEO of AB-Inbev UK, has said that he works not for a brewer, but for an FMCG marketing company that happens to sell beer. It's a company that has an industry-wide reputation for being a ruthless cost cutter - after all, their relentless expansion has to be paid for somehow. The tragedy of Stella Artois is that it was once a special beer, and the last ten years have seen every single ounce of value stripped from that beer. AB-Inbev is also a company where, if you are an employee and you are seen drinking a beer from a different brewer - even on your own time, off the clock, when the company is not paying you - this can be, in the words of more than one former employee, "a career ending move."
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    (Original post by py0alb)
    Here's a quote from Pete Brown:

    AB-Inbev do not like beer. Most people I have met personally who work for the corporation don't even drink it. I have argued with AB-Inbev marketers, trying to convince them that, if you want to make money from selling beer, you must recognise that it is not like other grocery products - that it has more romance, charm and mystery around it, that people take a greater degree of ownership in beer brands than they do in other product sectors. And those marketers have disagreed with me, stating categorically that they feel beer is no different from any other product and can be standardised and treated exactly the same. Stuart Macfarlane, CEO of AB-Inbev UK, has said that he works not for a brewer, but for an FMCG marketing company that happens to sell beer. It's a company that has an industry-wide reputation for being a ruthless cost cutter - after all, their relentless expansion has to be paid for somehow. The tragedy of Stella Artois is that it was once a special beer, and the last ten years have seen every single ounce of value stripped from that beer. AB-Inbev is also a company where, if you are an employee and you are seen drinking a beer from a different brewer - even on your own time, off the clock, when the company is not paying you - this can be, in the words of more than one former employee, "a career ending move."
    That was from the book I read. He's not a fan is he?
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    (Original post by walterwhite123)
    That was from the book I read. He's not a fan is he?
    I don't think its possible to be a fan of beer and not be aghast at the work of AB-Inbev over the last 10 years.
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    Stella, no question. Horrible stuff.
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    Castlemaine 4x was pretty disgusting. They spent millions advertising it as a rival to fosters... Don't even think i've seen anyone selling it recently.
    I quite like a few of your despised real ales though generally at the ipa or light end of the spectrum with lots of hop action rather than the dark malty sludge types.
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    Fosters.

    Yea good call you cheap tastless **nker

    ...Then again im more of a cider drinker
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    Stella. It used to be Carlsberg but i've learnt to develop a taste for it, seeing as its only 2 quid a pint
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    I don't really like any beer or lager on its own (well known that I've tried), I'm not sure if i've tried all of the ones listed but fosters is the worst of the ones I have tasted. I'll have any beer or lager in a shandy but fosters needs to most lemonade in it to make it drinkable out of the ones I've tried. Thats why I voted for it.
    Last edited by Clare~Bear; 12-04-2012 at 14:11.
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