Which is the worst beer? Poll

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  • View Poll Results: Worst beer in the UK
    stella artois
    59 13.95%
    carling
    82 19.39%
    fosters
    97 22.93%
    carlsberg
    47 11.11%
    bud
    36 8.51%
    coors light
    27 6.38%
    guinness
    34 8.04%
    john smith's
    25 5.91%
    green king IPA
    8 1.89%
    old bob's *******s (or similar)
    8 1.89%

  1. seanfromtheblock's Avatar
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    Carlsberg is absolutely foul. Tastes like muddy water a tramp's pissed in.

    It's weak as well, so has absolutely no good qualities.
  2. mikeyd85's Avatar
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    Fosters.

    I'll drink Carlsberg if there's no option to have ale instead. I can safely say Carlsberg know how to make great beer though. I had some of their final batch from the Leeds brewery before it shut down - Joshua's Vintage commemorative beer. Bloody lovely.
  3. christielovesyou's Avatar
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    (Original post by seanfromtheblock)
    Carlsberg is absolutely foul. Tastes like muddy water a tramp's pissed in.

    It's weak as well, so has absolutely no good qualities.
    I concur.

    I literally can't drink it, it smells/tastes like dog farts. :puke:
  4. gumball's Avatar
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    Wheat beers (e.g. Erdinger).
  5. jeddows's Avatar
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    (Original post by Joinedup)
    Castlemaine 4x was pretty disgusting. They spent millions advertising it as a rival to fosters... Don't even think i've seen anyone selling it recently.
    My dad had a Castlemaine 4X wash bag!

    And that's literally all I've ever heard of that beer ¬_¬
  6. Dagnabbit's Avatar
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    This poll is missing San Miguel...


    Other than that, the worst beer I've had is a Chinese one called Sun Lik. It's available in the UK but it shouldn't be!
  7. ForgettingWhatsername's Avatar
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    Carlsberg is pretty grim.

    The absolute worst beer though is Heineken. I harbour suspicions that it is actually bottled piss :nooo:
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    :puke:
  9. py0alb's Avatar
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    I absolutely love my local pub - its the kind of place where they don't mind you ordering takeaway or playing golf in the back room, and if you say "see ya" as you're walking out the door, literally everyone in the pub says "see ya" back - but the choice of beer is dreadful. I can choose between carlsberg, fosters or stella. I normally end up having one of each just because I can never face a 2nd of the one I just had.

    I wonder how many of carlsberg's, foster's sales etc derive from desparation purely because the only choice is something even more foul.

    If you interviewed drinkers, it wouldn't surprise me if >50% of carlsberg drinkers reported that they're only drinking it because the other options are worse.
  10. Narcissist's Avatar
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    Considering it actually seems to be brewed with the aim to have a taste that strongly resembles a stale fart, Carlsberg.
  11. Steevee's Avatar
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    Fosters.

    It is undrinkable.
  12. walterwhite123's Avatar
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    (Original post by Steevee)
    Fosters.

    It is undrinkable.
    I wouldn't go that far. Fosters or nothing and I'll definitely take a Fosters.
  13. Steevee's Avatar
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    (Original post by walterwhite123)
    I wouldn't go that far. Fosters or nothing and I'll definitely take a Fosters.
    There is always another option
  14. walterwhite123's Avatar
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    (Original post by Steevee)
    There is always another option
    Local near me does Carling, Fosters or Stella. All are pretty rank but Fosters is by far the cheapest so i'll have that if i'm ever in there.
  15. Steevee's Avatar
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    (Original post by walterwhite123)
    Local near me does Carling, Fosters or Stella. All are pretty rank but Fosters is by far the cheapest so i'll have that if i'm ever in there.
    Is that it? :eek:

    Surely they have an Ale, Stout or Cider?
  16. walterwhite123's Avatar
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    (Original post by Steevee)
    Is that it? :eek:

    Surely they have an Ale, Stout or Cider?
    They have cider and John Smiths and Guinness, none of which are my cup of tea.
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    Alcohol free beer is the worst. By far
  18. walterwhite123's Avatar
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    (Original post by Dude Where's My Username)
    Alcohol free beer is the worst. By far
    It's not even alcohol free either most of it. They have residual traces of alcohol left.
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    Re: Which is the worst beer? Poll
    (Original post by walterwhite123)
    They have cider and John Smiths and Guinness, none of which are my cup of tea.
    That's a pretty standard offering in most pubs, 3 **** lagers, a **** cider, a **** bitter and a **** stout.

    and this stuff sells, because you have to drink something.

    Its a ****ing disgrace, the abysmal average quality of beer offered in one of the best beer producing nations in the world.
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    a tough choice between Carlsburg and Fosters
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