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Lies you have told your parents

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    I stayed at a boyfriend's but said I was staying at a friend's.
    Meeting with with guys, but saying I was meeting up with a friend. (When I was 15/16)
    I don't have a boyfriend. (When I was 16)
    I'm doing work/revision... (Ha no chance)
    It was *insert my brother's name here*
    It's not my fault I have detention... This happened...
    I don't have any lessons today.
    No, I didn't drink much last night. Yes, it will be safe for me to drive today.
    I don't feel well, I need a day off school.

    The list is endless. But nothing big.
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    That I got 1st class for all my Uni exams in January, they would go mental if I got anything less & their pessimism would end up affecting me in the future.
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    No im not growing my hair really long cause i want dreadlocks, dont be ridiculous.....
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    "We don't have school today, it's teacher training day"
    I told my parents i was popping to the shops and ended up driving to Wales with friends. I've also lied to my parents many times to help support the endless lies my siblings told.

    I told my mum I'm still 19yrs old to avoid 'The Talk'
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    The Talk involves my mum telling me i'm getting old, i should think about settling down and getting married
    She believed me. I'm 22 ffs!!
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    (Original post by tsrstar)
    "We don't have school today, it's teacher training day"
    I told my parents i was popping to the shops and ended up driving to Wales with friends. I've also lied to my parents many times to help support the endless lies my siblings told.

    I told my mum I'm still 19yrs old to avoid 'The Talk'
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    The Talk involves my mum telling me i'm getting old, i should think about settling down and getting married
    She believed me. I'm 22 ffs!!
    What the actual hell?!
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    "No mum I didn't get drunk, I only had two."
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    Nothing really major, just the usual when I was younger, saying I was going to stay at a friends house but actually going to a party/staying over at a boyfriends house. Saying I didn't drink. The first time I got drunk I ended up being violently sick and she had to come get me...I lied saying I'd been spiked etc...
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    There is neither enough time nor character space to adequately list even a modest selection of my parental fibs.
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    (Original post by Hype en Ecosse)
    "I've been studying all day!"
    "I wasn't feeling well this morning"
    "I'm not having sex, dad!"

    and my personal favourite...
    "How did you get this all over your sheets?"
    "I don't know. ITHINKIT'SYOGHURT!"
    I thought you were an innocent little geek.

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    (Original post by tehforum)
    What the actual hell?!
    She knows what day/month my birthday falls on, but not the actual year
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    "Yes mum I always attend all of my lectures and seminars. Yes, even the 9 o'clock ones"

    "I agree, going out when you have an early start is just silly, I never do that"
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    Yes dad i've destroyed the one ring!
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    When le parents return after my 18th party -
    Dad: Do you know what they put in the fish tank? it killed half the fish
    Me: Sorry, no idea. I was in the garden.

    Answer: Chicken nuggets, beer and someone later pissed in it
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    I really don't lie to my mum at all, we're extremely honest with each other. There's times when I've done something and I just won't mention if unless she asks, but that's not lying!

    Only time I've tried to lie recently is when I told her I lost my wallet rather than saying I was robbed because I know she gets worried easily. She figured it out in the end though anyway.
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    "But I can't go there, I HAVE to revise! :eek:"

    It rarely works
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    "I love you."
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    "I wasn't being sick because I'd been drinking alcohol, it must have been the food!"
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    "I'm not drunk I just feel a bit ill" then fell over, crawled to my room and woke up in a pile of my own sick with my mother shouting at me.

    "No no they're glucosamine and chronadine, I got a free sample off the internet" for some amphetamines in my school bag

    "I was at Liams, hanging out watching films" I was getting high as a ****ing kite in his hot tub

    "Too much beer, going to bed" bad acid trip wearing off, going to silently cry under my duvet

    "No I fell asleep round Dans, we were watching something (i can't remember now), on my way home" I was at a girls and fell asleep after getting some, I was 14, no wait, 15? Not sure.

    I'm pretty honest, except for with sex and drinking when I was younger, and drugs in general. Oh and smoking when I was younger. My mum would only worry if she knew half of what I got up to, especially in my teenage experimentation years, my dad gets that guys experiment with drugs and drinking etc. and doesn't mention it to my mum.
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    (Original post by Iron Lady)
    "I'm happy"
    Know where you're coming from with this one.
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    pull pack of six buds from the fridge. "you're not gonna drink them all are you?"
    "no i'm sharing them with a mate"
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