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    Despite this, she continued
    I am willing to give you another chance
    I am a fool to myself she added
    I should have listened to my mother
    She said that you would ruin my life
    O I replied and what does she know
    With her vallances dadoes and doilies ?
    That's right she said attack my mother
    You look down on her don't you
    No I said your mother is neither
    Here nor there anyway this is about us
    We are not in a Jane Austen isn't it ?
    You think you are so clever she said
    Tapping her finger on the windowsill
    You earn less than that carpet salesman
    In the house over there which is bigger
    Than our house she emphasised
    So why don't you go and ****
    Mr Floorcoverings ? I suggested
    I am sure he will give you a
    Good discount on a deep shag
    With full underlay I ejaculated
    That's it I'm off she said
    Cheers then I said give
    My regards to your mother
    She will be back in a few days
    She can't keep away
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    This is brilliant, ahah

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    (Original post by -chiquitita)
    This is brilliant, ahah

    This was posted from The Student Room's iPhone/iPad App
    Why thank you Chiquita


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