[coolmushroom]

I have a morning ritual that I like to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

[swaggiee]

replace the curtains with a glass door

[badumdumtscht]

I generally just go with the flow

[cl_steele]

this is ummm, original?

[Flying Pig]

I'm definitely attempting this tomorrow, it'll be interesting how it effects the emotion throughout my day.

Oh, does 'The Terminator' ritual use shampoo and body wash?

Deano

[cosmobear92]

I jest

There's not really time to prepare, I'm normally running late

[TCalderbank]

I eat breakfast

[GottaLovePhysics! :)]

Breakbeat and booting my bin across the room. You know its going to be good day!

[coolmushroom]

(Original post by Deank)
I'm definitely attempting this tomorrow, it'll be interesting how it effects the emotion throughout my day.

Oh, does 'The Terminator' ritual use shampoo and body wash?

Deano

Yes of course, The Terminator would never leave the house with his hygiene levels less than perfect.

[Megaross]

Breakfast, excercise, cigarette, shower, tv/ reading for 10 minutes.
Or at bare minimum, shower, I think not showering in the morning is grimey considering how much the average person sweats in a warm bed naturally.

[coolmushroom]

(Original post by swaggiee)
replace the curtains with a glass door

Thanks for your suggestion but unfortunately I am in student accommodation so I don't think that would be appreciated, no matter how much of a cyborg badass I come across as.

[TheHansa]

Have a ****.

[roodootoo]

Wake up. Close my eyes "for a minute". Fall asleep. Wake up again half an hour later.Run round like a crazy person for 10 minutes trying to get ready for college on time.

[PinkMobilePhone]

I swear I read this exact same thread several weeks ago...

edited to add :

ah yes, so I did :

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...php?p=35262406

(Original post by MC armani)
I have a ritual called "the terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

Is this normal?

[MC armani]

(Original post by coolmushroom)
I have a morning ritual that I like to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

(Original post by PinkMobilePhone)
I swear I read this exact same thread several weeks ago...

edited to add :

ah yes, so I did :

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...php?p=35262406

Cheers

[Little Hobbit]

That's um.. interesting

I usually just hide under the quilt until I'm almost late, then rush around and usually miss my train.

[coolmushroom]

(Original post by MC armani)




Cheers

[senator88]

I like to enjoy my morning routine so I can avoid the fact I'm out of bed in the first place. I get up and jump straight in the shower, then I get out and put my dressing gown on, grab a cup of tea, turn the radio on, relax and start getting ready

[MC armani]

(Original post by coolmushroom)

[geetar]

I wake up at 7 am, when I go downstairs, grab a bowl and fill it with cereal. Then, with everybody rushing around me, I go to the bus stop, where I meet up with my many friends, and make up my mind which seat I should take.