What does 'kick meat' mean?

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  1. Rascacielos's Avatar
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    What does 'kick meat' mean?
    Just got back to uni and I walked past a couple of guys who live along the corridor from me. I heard them say "you gotta admit, she really kicks meat." They were talking about me. Not a clue what it means (I come from Lincolnshire, OK?!)... Any ideas?

    Edit: I've had some trouble with these guys... I know they dislike me and I don't particularly care - just curious.
    Last edited by Rascacielos; 15-04-2012 at 17:34.
  2. edd360's Avatar
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    Re: What does 'kick meat' mean?
    To "kick meat" means to be extremely self conscious of ones self, and caring what others think of them.

    An example might be "Yeah she totally kicks meat, she even went on the internet to decode what we were saying about her because she cares too much what we think of her"
  3. Rascacielos's Avatar
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    Re: What does 'kick meat' mean?
    (Original post by edd360)
    To "kick meat" means to be extremely self conscious of ones self, and caring what others think of them.

    An example might be "Yeah she totally kicks meat, she even went on the internet to decode what we were saying about her because she cares too much what we think of her"
    Hilarious. :rolleyes:
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    Re: What does 'kick meat' mean?
    Maybe it's similar to 'breaking balls'? :dontknow:
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    Re: What does 'kick meat' mean?
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  6. TheSownRose's Avatar
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    Re: What does 'kick meat' mean?
    Just sounds like connecting foot with penis to me. :dontknow:
  7. Dagnabbit's Avatar
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    Re: What does 'kick meat' mean?
    Pretty sure it just means kicking someone in the Bette Midler!
  8. Ice Constricter's Avatar
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    Re: What does 'kick meat' mean?
    You like kicking them in their....*ahem* meaty areas?
    Maybe that'd explain why they don't like you either.
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    meat kick

    When one person (male or female) takes their leg and uses a strong force of energy to smash it into another person's (male) private area. This hurts a lot so try to avoid from it happening to you.

    "If you don't shut up i'm gonna meat kick you as hard as I can."
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    Re: What does 'kick meat' mean?
    (Original post by edd360)
    To "kick meat" means to be extremely self conscious of ones self, and caring what others think of them.

    An example might be "Yeah she totally kicks meat, she even went on the internet to decode what we were saying about her because she cares too much what we think of her"
    Never heard of that, is it regional?

    I've heard of meat kick mean what others say, as in kicking someone hard in the crotch. So erm...you're a ball breaker OP, not to be messed around with?

    Anyways just ignore them..
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    Re: What does 'kick meat' mean?
    (Original post by joey11223)
    Never heard of that, is it regional?

    I've heard of meat kick mean what others say, as in kicking someone hard in the crotch. So erm...you're a ball breaker OP, not to be messed around with?

    Anyways just ignore them..
    I'm pretty sure it was a joke (read it carefully again). It's to see who is gullible enough to read it all the way
  12. joey11223's Avatar
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    Re: What does 'kick meat' mean?
    (Original post by Dagnabbit)
    I'm pretty sure it was a joke (read it carefully again). It's to see who is gullible enough to read it all the way
    ooooh...pfffft I only got about 5 hours sleep I'm dead here and I've not finished my tea..
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