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  1. T'archer's Avatar
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    Shooting in the front seet.....Cus its Sunday, Sunday, gotta have a masacre on Sunday.
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    (Original post by Ascendansy)
    Why is this even news worthy?


    Meanwhile in Africa....
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    (Original post by mirin?)
    Well you're boring me. You bore.
    Touché.


    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    Anyway I thought this article was going to be somehow related to Pippa's arse.

    There you go.

    With an arse as average as that one would hope for larger fun bags but would still bang.
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    shes 27?? younger than kate?? she looks WAAAAAAY older!!! :eek:
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    Who's the driver, looks a lot like Sam Waley-Cohen?

    Guess he might have a 'long run' in jail for this...
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    (Original post by Gary Barlow)
    Who's the driver, looks a lot like Sam Waley-Cohen?

    Guess he might have a 'long run' in jail for this...
    He won't. They'll somehow escape prosecution for this. Such is life.
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    What would have happened if it had been a group of black kids riding around doing that?

    Out the car, face down on the bonnet and cuffed in seconds. Or shot.
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    (Original post by TM94)
    What would have happened if it had been a group of black kids riding around doing that?

    Out the car, face down on the bonnet and cuffed in seconds. Or shot.
    Yeah probably would be some face to pavement type of treatment.
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    Typical spoilt rich kid with more money than sense. Lock the posh, toffee nosed idiot up and see if he still thinks he's great when he's bent over in the showers fetching the soap.
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    Why the **** did they have a hand gun anway is that normal for private school kids incase any common people try to speak to them.

    My cousin goes to a posh private school and her friends/people she knows are on a different planet to everyone else I was amazed at how out of touch with reality they were, one of her friends has an official title of "Lady something or other" she is a distant part of the royal family they had a big palace/manor and their own servants and everything, the Queen and Prince Philip go to visit them every now and again. Her female friends were discussing how much they paid for their dresses or some bull and they all seemed to be worth thousands of pounds.
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    I would love to lick her feet
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    I still think she looks 40 and not even that pretty. But even I remember her arse in that white dress. So any news about her that do not regard her arse are completely futile. There you go.
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    (Original post by Shabalala)
    Why the **** did they have a hand gun anway is that normal for private school kids incase any common people try to speak to them.

    My cousin goes to a posh private school and her friends/people she knows are on a different planet to everyone else I was amazed at how out of touch with reality they were, one of her friends has an official title of "Lady something or other" she is a distant part of the royal family they had a big palace/manor and their own servants and everything, the Queen and Prince Philip go to visit them every now and again. Her female friends were discussing how much they paid for their dresses or some bull and they all seemed to be worth thousands of pounds.
    So what?
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    (Original post by Mendeleev's Table)
    So what?
    Because they had an arrogance about them (not all of them but about half) they have their life handed to them on a plate by their rich parents yet still complained all the time about how hard their life was. I don't care that they were rich it's their attitude that they were superiour to others and that they seemed to be ungrateful and spoilt despite all that they had.
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    (Original post by Shabalala)
    Because they had an arrogance about them (not all of them but about half) they have their life handed to them on a plate by their rich parents yet still complained all the time about how hard their life was. I don't care that they were rich it's their attitude that they were superiour to others and that they seemed to be ungrateful and spoilt despite all that they had.
    You didn't say any of that originally. What is wrong with what they do, that I emboldened?
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    Really, that was the story? Is that even remotely newsworthy?

    Still, she's got a great arse.
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    Drives an Audi , says it all really.
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    (Original post by Bazlehman)
    Apart from the arse, she pretty much looks like a deep-fried pterodactyl. People may be starting to realise this and the drive-by shooting is a way to up her sex appeal (a collusion of her PR team and Rupert Murdoch). She may have been aiming at an up and coming black rapper, in order to create a 'Biggie Smalls effect' for his sales (Pippa and the nameless rapper being managed by the same team).
    to me she doesnt really have an ass
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    (Original post by Zeffy)
    Typical spoilt rich kid with more money than sense. Lock the posh, toffee nosed idiot up and see if he still thinks he's great when he's bent over in the showers fetching the soap.
    Someone has a chip on their shoulder :rolleyes:

    It was just a bit of fun and I doubt anyone would have noticed if the paparazzi weren't on their tail the whole time taking photos. Come to think of it, the actions of the French paparazzi are proven to be much more of a danger than a fake gun. Why not lock them up?
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    Re: Pippa Middleton story. The Sun. Gun related.
    (Original post by Bazlehman)
    Apart from the arse, she pretty much looks like a deep-fried pterodactyl. People may be starting to realise this and the drive-by shooting is a way to up her sex appeal (a collusion of her PR team and Rupert Murdoch). She may have been aiming at an up and coming black rapper, in order to create a 'Biggie Smalls effect' for his sales (Pippa and the nameless rapper being managed by the same team).
    ...she doesn't really have an arse though does she.
    Last edited by sarahthegemini; 18-04-2012 at 17:23.
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