FOOD AND DRINK: The Alphabad, The Alphabest!
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ALPHABEST: CINDER TOFFEE.
Or the Yankees named it, "honeycawwwmb"(presumably "cinder toffee" was simply too confusing). Epic with nuts, covered in chocolate or in solitude (see CADBURY SEXY CRUNCHIE FO' DETAILS), it has the melty sweetness of candyfloss without being GUNGE A RIFFIC.
ALPHABAD: CINNABON CEREAL.
NOTHIN... NOOOOTHING like cinnabon. As much like cinnabon as lion cereal is "like" lion bars.
How about...
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BAD: COCONUT MILK. Plain, pure, putrid. At least it is when you're like 8 years old, expecting something that tastes like Coconut Ice and you get that bitter taste. No so nice.
BEST: COCO POPS. Because, with the assistance of milk, they make a bowl full of fun, and who can say no to that.
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ALPHABAD: TAFFY. Saltwater Taffy.
Ever tried this? I'm unsure if I actually mentioned this before, but that bit in FRIENDS, where Phoebe tries it and freaks out? THAT WAS ME. It's like SALTY NOUGAT TOFFEE. It's WEIRD. But where Phoebe goes "oh, actually, it's nice..." I said, "When you swallow it it tastes like I just swallowed chewing gum by accident and THAT FREAKS ME OUT." Needless to say, my American pals liked Scottish Tablet though, proving THIS SIDE OF THE OCEAN IS SUPERIOR.
ALPHABEST: TABBOUL/TABBOULEH.

As part of a mezze platter, it's like the unsung hero that's always there but you ALWAYS TAKE SOME OF. Bulgur wheat can be a weird thing to the tooth and tongue if you're not all that used to it, but in here it's like a joy.
ALPHABAD AND ALPHABEST OF BR? -
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ALPHABEST: GOLD BISCUITS.
Congratulations mister Club and Ms Caramac, your offspring has each of your respective best qualities!! Yum!!
ALPHABAD: GORGONZOLA.
I thought the Beano's constant references to "stinky gorgonzola" in the Bash Street Kids was likely pedantic and unnecessary; until dad brought some back from a work trip. We could smell him FROM THE GARDEN.
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The Alphabad, The Alphabest!Oh Toto(Original post by TotoMimo)
Considering I just answered GO like a post ago, I'm GO-ing to leave it to someone else.
Hahaha.
Wait, that was like, MUM-level joke. DELETE BUTTON.
Best: Goats cheese omgomgomg <3
Badest: Gob stoppers. Wird, sugar flavoured horrible things. Made almost my entire school ill one year as people were licking them and then wrapping them in paper and putting them in their pockets. Lovely bacteria breeding environment.
How about Si? (Keeping with the medals theme ooh yeh) -
Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The Alphabad, The Alphabest!That's quite all right! Mean't I got to sneak goats cheese in(Original post by Heypopsicle)
WHOOPS I didn't notice i redid the GO. :P
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OKAY!! TOPIC ADHESIVE APPLIED
READY TO GO
GO!
ALPHABEST: SIRLOIN STEAK.

Unlike the American Sirloin that's closer to the rump, the British and EU sirloin is more close to the middle, where the best meat marbling can be found!! Yum yum, in ma tum, swirl aroond then oot ma bum. It's not too expensive either, so GET SOME STEAK!!
ALPHABAD: SINGLE CREAM
Maybe it's just that I don't understand it. It's like... not thick enough to be a super decadent thing, but it's way too thick to consider adding to tea or cereal without dying by age 30. Even chefs opt for double cream for both whipping and pouring, so... I just don't get where it..
...like, fits.
ALPHABAD AND ALPHABEST OF... (following Beth's tradition) : BR? -
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Worst: Brazil Nuts. Bleah :P I am a complete nut-aholic but for some reason Brazil Nuts are the only kind I cannot love. Its huge, tastes powdery and dry, ick.
BEST: Broccoli BAKED IN BUTTER. arguably, anything tastes good when bathed in butter. But broccoli soaks it up and somehow tastes even better than you would expect it to.
alrighty then. What about HO?
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