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    Remember, women talk, men grunt. If you see a girl you like then assert your dominance over her by shoving her to the floor and grunting, she'll revert to the natural way and roll over for you to sow your seeds.
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    (Original post by jamboogy)
    You forget that 'bad boy' is more often than not, synonymous with absolute bellend. Is that what you want to become? Eh?

    Just be more confident and less clingy. Look at it like this in terms of priorities: bear in mind that this is tailored to my lifestyle.

    Football
    Football
    Working out
    Music
    Film
    etc.
    Girls
    etc.
    Ignore this pussy, he doesn't know what he's talking about. Here's my priorities, and bear in my that this is tailored to my lifestyle:

    Prison
    Prison
    Working Out
    Hoes
    Prison
    Murder
    Prison
    Prison
    Prison
    Arson
    Drinking
    Murder
    Assault
    Assault
    Prison

    Confidence doesn't mean **** if you haven't got a criminal record to back it up.
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    but your called Zyzz ?
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    *Shaking my head*
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    If you are pretending to be a ''bad boy'', you are a fake, and it will be obvious, trust me on this one. Even you using the word ''bad boy'' shows you are like 13? No-one who acts like a ''bad boy'' uses that term..
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    Here's another bit of advice you might find useful:

    Say you've been going steady with your girl for a few days and you're ready to take it to the next level, but then you hear a rumour on the grape vine. You hear a few whispers here and there that maybe your girl isn't being faithful, that maybe she's been seeing someone else on the side. Does a stud like you put up with this bull****? No, he doesn't, unless he's so Beta he makes potassium-40 look Alpha. No, what you do is you go down town and rent the public hall. Then go on facebook and make a bitching event. Call it something like "COOL STUDS EPIC PARTY" or "SICK SEX PARTY WITH *insert your name here*" and then invite every single male your girlfriend has ever talked to, dated, had a class with, associated with, been friends with, seen out of the corner of her eye, driven past on the M1 while heading to Cornwall to visit her elderly Grandmother, shares genetic markers with, etc. Say you've rented the hall out for 8 O'Clock, you then ask your girlfriend to meet you at the public hall at Half 8 for a 'romantic suprise'. Fast-forward to the day of the event, and thousands of guys have turned up. "Where are all the girls!" they cry "This is going to be a sausage-fest"* "Don't worry!" You assure them with a gentle smile "They'll be here, just go inside" Now right off the bat these guys are going to be worried; you're a man, a bad boy, they've only seen you smile once and that was when you murdered an entire monastery because none of the nuns would consent to having sex with you. But they go inside anyway, because Christ, nobody messes with you. By the time everyone's turned up and inside it's about 8:25. You then lock the doors and burn the entire building to the ground. Your girlfriend turns up 5 minutes later to see the man she loved perishing in a fire, along with about 999 others, and equilibrium is restored. You then push her to the ground, walk away, and ignore her calls for a week.


    *If someone actually uses the phrase 'sausage-fest' break their ****ing jaw. That's not the kind of bull**** slang that they put up with in Supermax, and it's sure as **** not what you put up with. Christ, get it the **** together.
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    (Original post by Roger Mexico)
    Here's another bit of advice you might find useful:

    Say you've been going steady with your girl for a few days and you're ready to take it to the next level, but then you hear a rumour on the grape vine. You hear a few whispers here and there that maybe your girl isn't being faithful, that maybe she's been seeing someone else on the side. Does a stud like you put up with this bull****? No, he doesn't, unless he's so Beta he makes potassium-40 look Alpha. No, what you do is you go down town and rent the public hall. Then go on facebook and make a bitching event. Call it something like "COOL STUDS EPIC PARTY" or "SICK SEX PARTY WITH *insert your name here*" and then invite every single male your girlfriend has ever talked to, dated, had a class with, associated with, been friends with, seen out of the corner of her eye, driven past on the M1 while heading to Cornwall to visit her elderly Grandmother, shares genetic markers with, etc. Say you've rented the hall out for 8 O'Clock, you then ask your girlfriend to meet you at the public hall at Half 8 for a 'romantic suprise'. Fast-forward to the day of the event, and thousands of guys have turned up. "Where are all the girls!" they cry "This is going to be a sausage-fest"* "Don't worry!" You assure them with a gentle smile "They'll be here, just go inside" Now right off the bat these guys are going to be worried; you're a man, a bad boy, they've only seen you smile once and that was when you murdered an entire monastery because none of the nuns would consent to having sex with you. But they go inside anyway, because Christ, nobody messes with you. By the time everyone's turned up and inside it's about 8:25. You then lock the doors and burn the entire building to the ground. Your girlfriend turns up 5 minutes later to see the man she loved perishing in a fire, along with about 999 others, and equilibrium is restored. You then push her to the ground, walk away, and ignore her calls for a week.


    *If someone actually uses the phrase 'sausage-fest' break their ****ing jaw. That's not the kind of bull**** slang that they put up with in Supermax, and it's sure as **** not what you put up with. Christ, get it the **** together.
    LOL!
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    Really? :facepalm2:
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    There is a difference between being alpha and a bad boy..

    Alpha is about being confident, knowing what to say, taking care of yourself.. etc..
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    (Original post by Roger Mexico)
    Ignore this pussy, he doesn't know what he's talking about. Here's my priorities, and bear in my that this is tailored to my lifestyle:

    Prison
    Prison
    Working Out
    Hoes
    Prison
    Murder
    Prison
    Prison
    Prison
    Arson
    Drinking
    Murder
    Assault
    Assault
    Prison

    Confidence doesn't mean **** if you haven't got a criminal record to back it up.
    Prison ehh. Major turn on
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    How to be a "bad boy":

    - Throw onions at people
    - Wear a silly hat (preferably in a fluorescent colour.)
    - Constantly yodel
    - Call every girl you meet "Steve"
    - Tell girls you have a fascinating window collection
    - Do the cooking dance as often as possible
    - Carry around a Japanese flag
    - Paint yourself green
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    if you want the kind of girls that go on jeremy kyle, then go for it.
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    (Original post by Zyyz)
    Hi people, It's a well known fact the bad boys get the ladies, but how do I be a bad boy?

    Like I'm not sure if going round spitting on the floor and getting asbo's will make me very desirable will it. Does it? Answer honestly please, pm me if you don't want to admit it here.

    I'm just sick of it, girls just friend zone me. do girls want to be punished or something? Like one of my friends say's when he has sex with his girl in the shower, he actually pee'd on her, all over her, and i just thought it was vile!

    Do girls want to be cheated on? Do girls want a man to get with all their mates?

    Why are girls like this are they incapable of liking boys who don't treat them bad? I just don't get it

    Some help would be great because I'm getting really stressed out here

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    I know you're aware really, but for other people reading this and wondering, basically it's about this:

    > be a challenge - she wants to feel that she's working to keep you attracted
    > appear in-demand - anything people think is valuable, becomes valuable
    > satisfy her innate desire/requirement to be dominated, in the bedroom and out of it
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    OP, The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
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    You almost feel sorry for the OP, the amount of abuse... :bricks:
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    (Original post by Roger Mexico)
    Ignore this pussy, he doesn't know what he's talking about. Here's my priorities, and bear in my that this is tailored to my lifestyle:

    Prison
    Prison
    Working Out
    Hoes
    Prison
    Murder
    Prison
    Prison
    Prison
    Arson
    Drinking
    Murder
    Assault
    Assault
    Prison

    Confidence doesn't mean **** if you haven't got a criminal record to back it up.
    You'd probably have no confident having been bummed in the shower a countless number of times
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    Don't be a t**t, it will get you nowhere and people will dislike you.

    The secret of not being friend zoned is to not leave it too late before showing that you are interested.

    MTFU, and good luck
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    Let me tell you a story since you are unaware.

    It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

    I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

    Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says *harder*. V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

    I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

    And that's how you do it.

    Stay safe OP.
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    you need lots of red bars and 10 warning points....

    get trolling
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    (Original post by el.cheese)
    OP, The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
    Look, I have relatives from not so far back that were namibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average pussy. I bet you would absolutely **** yourself if you ever saw a real life lion - especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. Come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. Until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldn't even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal...you aren't. Now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real.

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