[daisydaffodil]

For either a wee or anything else

For me - strangest places I've peed are whilst leaning against the wall of a scout hut whilst "wilderness" camping! No scouts were there and I did pour a glass of water on "it" to get rid but still...

Also strange was peeing onto a flow rate machine - basically a wheelchair with the bottom cut out and a funnel underneath. Funnel is connected to a computer which records the strength of your wee, how much you go, how long you take, whether you stop and start.. Weirder still was using a bed pan - very difficult - and being catheterised, once in an operating theatre in front of fifteen plus people, once for thirty six hours (the worst of that was not being able to wear any pants for twenty four hours and having to be wheeled everywhere draped in NHS blankets!

Strangest places I've done *other* things - I've pooed into a carrier bag (in my shed) when my house was locked and everyone forget to tell me, I was desperate, I was only eleven or so, and knew my mum wouldn't be home for a while! Generally in weirder situations I don't poo at all thankfully!

So what about you guys? (in a nosy mood) :P

[SummerAnthems]

On a ski lift. It took serious skills to do that.

[Lefse]

I once peed in a plastic bag in my dorm room because the toilet was occupied, but that's about it, lol!

[DanLorenzo]

In my friends wardrobe. Yes, I was intoxicated.

[StartSomething]

At Reading Festival I pee'd in a load of bushes when I was drunk because it seemed cleaner than the toilets and I really didn't want to drown in the mud in my drunken state... there were about 5 guys peeing in the same wooded area/bushes but I didn't care at the time.

In my back garden once when I was much younger.

In second year at uni I really needed a pee while walking home from a night out so I pee'd against the fence.. right next to halls where some people might have been able to see me! I have pee'd in various places on the way home from nights out.

More recently when me and my friends were having a barbeque in a field I really needed a pee so went behind a tree (it was really dark so no one saw) but was really weird because a row a houses looked onto the field.


The other month my boyfriend went on a night out and got really drunk. He came home and went to sleep.... in the middle of the night I woke up with a ssssss sound. To find he was weeing in the bin in my room!!! I was not impressed!! I was soo pissed off! He didn't even remember it the next day and still says I made it up!!

[Origami Bullets]

Behind an earth mound in the forest of dean? It was DofE, and as I went to stand up I managed to moon a girl walking towards the same earth mound. She claimed to be severely traumatised by the experience!

[Nephilim]

Was in the car with my family at age 8 and I really needed to urinate, so I peed into an empty plastic bottle (whilst in the car )

[helen-a-ravenclaw]

On an outward bound school trip we were on a two day hike/expedition where we camped out overnight.

So I got to pee on the 2nd highest mountain in England.

[crazyunicorn133]

On the top of a mountain in canada, with snow up to my thighs.... It was fricking freezing and I was desperate! No loo around for at least a 3 hour trek!

[M4LLY]

This one time at the beach when i was like 6 i was desperate for a #2. In the end i hid behind a rock and just buried it in the sand.

[Ewan]

I spent quite a long time travelling around China. I've had to use some pretty horrible toilets

This one was particularly nice...

Walk into the mens, as usual all the cubicles except for one has no door, you can see people all squatting -.- Anyho go into the one with the door. The cubicles are linked in an L shape with a trough passing through all of them. Every 1 min or so water pushes the **** down all the troughs to the end...



So you're sat there squatting, while pushing the door closed (it has no lock), meanwhile **** is floating past beneath you.



That's the problem with china, all the toilets are covered with ****. The one above was practically clean compared to most. Had to go a few times on the train too. I tell you, squatting while on a train that shakes about is a real art...

[miml]

Off a castle.

[Minotauro]

In a swimming pool, off the diving board.

[Philbert]

Behind a load of bales of hay in my friends' barn when I was about five years old

I've bought a shewee in preparation for some travelling this summer, so I'm going to have to practise peeing in the shower while I get the hang of it. Yay.

[I'mBadAtMaths]

I pop in the Science museum for a poo every day after lectures.

[chocolate buttons]

In my friends playhouse when I was little.
Someone was in the bathroom and I was bursting to go

[OU Student]

(Original post by Philbert)

I've bought a shewee in preparation for some travelling this summer, so I'm going to have to practise peeing in the shower while I get the hang of it. Yay.

I am tempted to do this. I have a bit of a dodgy bladder and can never wait to go toilet.

[SirMasterKey]

Into a plastic bottle in my room as someone was taking forever in the bathroom in the shower and I was about to wet myself.

I couldn't do my housemates tactic of out the window or in the bush outside as it was broad daylight.

[Bellissima]

going au naturel in the great outdoors is pretty normal tbh or at least i thought it was!


for me... probably on a stage back when i used to do gymnastics... it was a rehearsal and i was about 5-6.. and the teacher was mean and wouldn't let us go to the loo so there was just a string of girls and boys wetting themselves on this stage... she was so mean!

[Henwin]

(Original post by daisydaffodil)
I've pooed into a carrier bag (in my shed)

This whole thread is making me laugh but this one is the killer.

I have a friend who on a few occasions has poo'd in the woods, to my knowledge only when we were 13 or so and never recently. Once in a blue moon I suggest we go into the woods like a couple of bears and give it another go for old times sake but she always declines