[hakking]

My frustrations with interviews and my arrogant pride in stupidly simple cooking - deliciously mixed (I hope to your taste)

“Describe your proudest moment”
Do I say
when I perfectly scramble my morning egg,
or when I successfully amputated my first ever leg?
The thick yellow cream drip plop into my pan,
Or converting a cripple into a monopod man?
“When have you shown leadership?”
Do I say
a rousing speech worthy of Henry the fifth,
or teaching my niece to spot a granny smith?
Words to kindle a fire in the belly, fit to burst their waists?
Or turning cooking apples into a sugary paste?

My successes might just work you into a salivary shower,
But all you want is proficiency and power.

[the bear]

Splendid work Sir !!
If i need anything amputated i know where to come