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    My frustrations with interviews and my arrogant pride in stupidly simple cooking - deliciously mixed (I hope to your taste)

    “Describe your proudest moment”
    Do I say
    when I perfectly scramble my morning egg,
    or when I successfully amputated my first ever leg?
    The thick yellow cream drip plop into my pan,
    Or converting a cripple into a monopod man?
    “When have you shown leadership?”
    Do I say
    a rousing speech worthy of Henry the fifth,
    or teaching my niece to spot a granny smith?
    Words to kindle a fire in the belly, fit to burst their waists?
    Or turning cooking apples into a sugary paste?

    My successes might just work you into a salivary shower,
    But all you want is proficiency and power.
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    Splendid work Sir !!
    If i need anything amputated i know where to come



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