- Woman Wears Hat

- Bisexual Girl Might Be Gay Apparently

- Man Is Not Gay

If you didn't get the gist, I'd like you to contribute the silly non-news front page headlines of newspapers (in other words, without the hyperbole and sensationalism). Preferably from this past week or so.

These are just the ones I've stumbled into, I'm sure there's more where that came from.