US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feeds
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US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feedshttp://www.powerbuzz.org/news/teen-v...d-feeding-629/
A US teenager claiming to be a 500-year-old vampire with a “need to feed” has been charged after allegedly breaking into a woman’s home before biting and hitting her.
Lyle Monroe Bensley, 19, allegedly broke into the woman’s apartment in Galveston, Texas dressed in only boxer shorts, making growling and hissing noises while bitting and hitting her in her bed, the Houston Chronicle said.
He dragged her out of the apartment but she managed to break free and run away, police spokesman Captain Jeff Heyse told the Chronicle.
The woman was not known to Mr Bensley.
When police arrived at the apartment, they saw Mr Bensley hissing and growling in the car park.
He managed to climb two fences before he was arrested, and yelled that he “didn’t want to have to feed on humans”, Captain Heyse told US broadcaster ABC.
Hilarious!!! the world gets weirder everyday...poor woman hopes she recovers from this attack at Breaking Dawn
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Re: US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feedsHe must have been watching the South Park Episode where Butters thinks he is a vampire he must have been on the wind up because it's sounds exactly like the plot line of that South Park episode
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Re: US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feedsAwful(Original post by badcheesecrispy)
Hilarious!!! the world gets weirder everyday...poor woman hopes she recovers from this attack at Breaking Dawn
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Re: US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feedsTwilight is enough of a joke on it's own(Original post by ceris)
Unoriginal Twilight jokes in 3... 2... 1...
Agree with the thought that it's a South Park wind-up, unless the guy is just a bloody nutcaseLast edited by Architecture-er; 23-04-2012 at 13:17. -
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Re: US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feeds(Original post by badcheesecrispy)
http://www.powerbuzz.org/news/teen-v...d-feeding-629/
A US teenager claiming to be a 500-year-old vampire with a “need to feed” has been charged after allegedly breaking into a woman’s home before biting and hitting her.
Lyle Monroe Bensley, 19, allegedly broke into the woman’s apartment in Galveston, Texas dressed in only boxer shorts, making growling and hissing noises while bitting and hitting her in her bed, the Houston Chronicle said.
He dragged her out of the apartment but she managed to break free and run away, police spokesman Captain Jeff Heyse told the Chronicle.
The woman was not known to Mr Bensley.
When police arrived at the apartment, they saw Mr Bensley hissing and growling in the car park.
He managed to climb two fences before he was arrested, and yelled that he “didn’t want to have to feed on humans”, Captain Heyse told US broadcaster ABC.
Hilarious!!! the world gets weirder everyday...poor woman hopes she recovers from this attack at Breaking Dawn
No she won't recover, she will be turned into a zombie -
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Re: US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feedsiv seen your posts so i wont take this personally(Original post by cosmobear92)
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Re: US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feedsHaaahaha, this is what elevates it from mildly amusing, to hilarious. You can really see the impact of the tweenage vampire cult taking effect(Original post by badcheesecrispy)
yelled that he “didn’t want to have to feed on humans”
. Classic Vampires were evil, soulless killers... now, they're self-loathing emos who cry about having to hurt people . And sparkle 'n' stuff.
Personally I blame Buffy / Angel. Angel got so excited that he jizzed his soul, and at the same time, the teenage girls of the world collectively passed out because all of their blood rushed directly to their vaginas and nipples. All of the vampires were evil before then. Now they're just little balls of emotion and sexual tension with "fangs", better described as tiny erect mouth penises... massive cash cow for otherwise sub-standard authors.Last edited by Bhumbauze; 23-04-2012 at 13:29. -
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Re: US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feedsit was a sweeping dig, id prefer to focus on the rest of the post lol. im not chris rock(Original post by cosmobear92)
It wasn't a personal attack, just pointing out that it was a terrible joke.
EDIT: forgot to add this guy
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Re: US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feedsI was just thinking that! Perhaps he was watching too much South Park.(Original post by Shabalala)
He must have been watching the South Park Episode where Butters thinks he is a vampire he must have been on the wind up because it's sounds exactly like the plot line of that South Park episode
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Re: US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feedslmao i totally agree.-(Original post by Bhumbauze)
Haaahaha, this is what elevates it from mildly amusing, to hilarious. You can really see the impact of the tweenage vampire cult taking effect. Classic Vampires were evil, soulless killers... now, they're self-loathing emos who cry about having to hurt people . And sparkle 'n' stuff.
Personally I blame Buffy / Angel. Angel got so excited that he jizzed his soul, and at the same time, the teenage girls of the world collectively passed out because all of their blood rushed directly to their vaginas and nipples. All of the vampires were evil before then. Now they're just little balls of emotion and sexual tension with "fangs", better described as tiny erect mouth penises... massive cash cow for otherwise sub-standard authors.
Another police officer, Daniel Erickson, told the Chronicle: “He was begging us to restrain him because he didn’t want to kill us. He said he needed to feed.”
“I’m a vampire, and I’ve been alive for over 500 years,” Mr Bensley reportedly said to Mr Erickson.
A US clinical psychologist told the ABC popular films and television shows such as the Twilight series and True Blood could inspire people with mental illnesses.
“Vampires are very prominent in our society right now from a pop culture standpoint. And that information can feed into hallucination,” Associate Professor Josh Klapow of the University of Alabama at Birmingham said.
hahahahahaha its just funny that something as poncey and ridiculous as twilight is influencing this sort of schizophrenic behaviour
