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US teen claiming to be 500yr old vampire breaks into a house and feeds

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    (Original post by Nephilim)
    He said "only in America". There's the same chance of it happening in the UK :rolleyes:
    I think you need to learn how to take a joke, sonny jim.

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    Only in America!
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    (Original post by gbduo)
    I think you need to learn how to take a joke, sonny jim.

    You Irish?
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    (Original post by badcheesecrispy)
    You Irish?
    Yeh, half anyway.
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    (Original post by Bhumbauze)
    Angel got so excited that he jizzed his soul
    You sir have just made my day
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    (Original post by Nephilim)
    He said "only in America". There's the same chance of it happening in the UK :rolleyes:
    There actually isn't.
    There is no way to put this (without sounding ignorant) but such a thing is highly unlikely here in the UK.
    Such comic crimes dont really occur round here you know.
    More strange people in the US, which is why he said "only in america"
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    Edward Cullen is fit though.
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    (Original post by Bhumbauze)
    Now they're just little balls of emotion and sexual tension with "fangs", better described as tiny erect mouth penises... massive cash cow for otherwise sub-standard authors.
    The vampires in Lost boys were way cooler.
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    (Original post by StephanieOzuo)
    There actually isn't.
    There is no way to put this (without sounding ignorant) but such a thing is highly unlikely here in the UK.
    Such comic crimes dont really occur round here you know.
    More strange people in the US, which is why he said "only in america"
    I hope you're trolling, otherwise... :facepalm:
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    (Original post by badcheesecrispy)
    i agree, the ukraine who produced a bunch of the most sick ****s ever to hit the planet since hitler- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

    yes the mid west is notorious for its gay bashing and god loving. odd places all over the world, texas is pretty backward though but again it is huge.
    Wow, that's messed up
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    id like to say imsuprised by such a story but unfortunatly i cant..
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    (Original post by moonkatt)
    The vampires in Lost boys were way cooler.
    Yeah Jack Bauer was convincingly evil. Really, it was Interview With The Vampire that ****ed it up for everyone. Teary-eyed Brad Pitt sighing his way through the centuries.

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