The main reason I dress up is because I love seeing other people who dress up, it inspires me. So I aspire to be like that. However, I am also a terrible person who enjoys male attention and also has a compulsive need to look better than as many fellow females as possible. Sue me.
When I'm staying in alone, I look like total ****. Sweatpants, no makeup, messy hair. Not even in a sexy, natural way, just a trampy I-don't-wash kind of way. The only people who ever see me looking like that are my parents, I won't even answer the door I look that ****.