There is a burglar in your house: What would you do?
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View Poll Results: what would you do?
scream 1 2.78% call for help 0 0% call the cops 5 13.89% lock the door to your bedroom. 2 5.56% go back to sleep 1 2.78% turn all the lights on in your house 1 2.78% grab a cricket bat/hammer and beat the **** our of him. 15 41.67% grab your old shotgun/air rifle and shoot the bastard 3 8.33% watch porn 4 11.11% become an atheist 0 0% pretend you are a policeman by shouting armed police 2 5.56% excaim: 'I'm too rich to die' 0 0% give the burglar all your money and valuables up front and say:'want some help with the plasma tv?' 2 5.56%