I'm doing my AS year and would love an A in English Lit, A in Sociology, and at least a C in Textiles, pleeeease. AAC would be lovely (though I wouldn't cry if I got BBC either, given how little revision I've done).
Cheers, exam fairy (;
If you would be so kind as to help me get a 1st in tomorrow's Civil War exam, I would be most grateful. Also, if you could make sure that the examiner marking my 5,000 Rage! essay wakes up on the right side of the bed when she marks my essay, that would be great as well. I'm not saying it's a bad mark, but I've slaved away at this essay in the library for too long now to excuse another borderline 2:2/2:1.
Oh, and I'd love a 2:1 overall.
If you do this for me, I will make every effort to make sure that translation between fairies and mankind is a smoother one in the years to come.