[Clez]

offer to take their ass for a weenie ride

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sezPL1d4Y8I

[mosmof]

"hey, would you be offended if i told you, i would destroy you?"

[Flyingaround]

(Original post by Alt__x)
"My place or yours?"

or

"You've got 206 bones in your body, fancy one more?"

Yeah don't make the mistake of saying "fancy one less" I was locked up for 2 days........jk

[Soljah]

Hey!

Golden rule: At some point in the evening get them on their own for a chat or a dance! Girls in clubs usually go out with their mates and it doesn't matter how much of a stud/player you are, she always going to feel more embarrassed if she snogs you right in front of her/your mates!

Some general pointers

-Each guy is different obviously. But personally I would say never pull out stuff like "hey gorgeous your looking stunning tonight" unless you KNOW they will see the funny side of it. The reason why? Making yourself sound creepy is THE dog-**** bullet right between the eyes when it comes to pulling. Don't be creepy. Ever.

-Make her laugh. Pretty self explanatory, but people forget how important it is. Even more vital if, like me, you are not a 6ft4 rugby player and can't rely on looks alone.

-Make her feel comfortable around you. Judge the situation right, obviously you have to bite the bullet and go talk to her/ask her to dance at some point but that's all about confidence. If she feels relaxed in your presence, your good as in there.

-Take the piss out of her bit. JUDGE THIS RIGHT - EVERY GIRL IS DIFFERENT. Obviously don't be to harsh but enough to make her giggle!

-DO NOT buy her a drink unless it is going VERY well. No exceptions.

-When you make her laugh look her dead in the eye and tell her "when you laugh your nose wrinkles up and you get these little dimples in your cheeks, its really cute!" Its an absolute killer ;P

Be yourself. Be funny (but not over the top). Be confident enough to stand out and take the lead - "Hey fancy heading over to the dance-floor for a bit? I bet you can't dance nearly as well as you say you can..."

Just go for it and have fun! And always remember - the worst she can say is no!

[Flyingaround]

(Original post by tillytots)
Talking in most clubs is virtually impossible. All about eye contact.

Some of them you need fecking night vision goggles

[mark147celts]

(Original post by Soljah)
Hey!

Golden rule: At some point in the evening get them on their own for a chat or a dance! Girls in clubs usually go out with their mates and it doesn't matter how much of a stud/player you are, she always going to feel more embarrassed if she snogs you right in front of her/your mates!

Some general pointers

-Each guy is different obviously. But personally I would say never pull out stuff like "hey gorgeous your looking stunning tonight" unless you KNOW they will see the funny side of it. The reason why? Making yourself sound creepy is THE dog-**** bullet right between the eyes when it comes to pulling. Don't be creepy. Ever.

-Make her laugh. Pretty self explanatory, but people forget how important it is. Even more vital if, like me, you are not a 6ft4 rugby player and can't rely on looks alone.

-Make her feel comfortable around you. Judge the situation right, obviously you have to bite the bullet and go talk to her/ask her to dance at some point but that's all about confidence. If she feels relaxed in your presence, your good as in there.

-Take the piss out of her bit. JUDGE THIS RIGHT - EVERY GIRL IS DIFFERENT. Obviously don't be to harsh but enough to make her giggle!

-DO NOT buy her a drink unless it is going VERY well. No exceptions.

-When you make her laugh look her dead in the eye and tell her "when you laugh your nose wrinkles up and you get these little dimples in your cheeks, its really cute!" Its an absolute killer ;P

Be yourself. Be funny (but not over the top). Be confident enough to stand out and take the lead - "Hey fancy heading over to the dance-floor for a bit? I bet you can't dance nearly as well as you say you can..."

Just go for it and have fun! And always remember - the worst she can say is no!

great pointers lad lol. They all love a bit of slagging!