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  1. dongonaeatu's Avatar
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    Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    So tonights that night again. Apart from playing cod and drinking, and some prank calls and maybe internet trolling; what do you do when you are drunk and alone?
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    find a talking cat, make him your best friend, play playstation with him and go to the pub
  3. minxy222's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    dance around naked
  4. alexlduffy's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    I've never gotten drunk alone, but if I ever did, I'd hope that I'd make a one-man Queen tribute band. To anyone who sees me, it'd look like I'm lying on the floor screaming DON'T STOP ME NOW over and over though.
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by dongonaeatu)
    So tonights that night again. Apart from playing cod and drinking, and some prank calls and maybe internet trolling; what do you do when you are drunk and alone?
    Wait. So you got drunk by yourself?

    Strong social life


    To answer your question - do pushups and pullups. dat **** cray
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Talk to Frank.
    Last edited by roh; 04-05-2012 at 21:21.
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  8. genia's Avatar
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    fap fap and even more fapping
  9. advent2's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    What I'm doing tonight and most other nights when I get drunk alone:

    listen to tunes on my ipod.
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Dance the moonwalk. All night long.
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    I've never been drunk alone
  12. Misslassenza's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    I don't drink alcoholic beverages and never did.
  13. KnowstheLaw's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Fifa.
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Video yourself re-enacting The Lord Of The Rings trilogy, post it to YouTube and then await emails from casting agencies asking you to be in films.
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    get naked and cover myself in vaseline
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?


    Don't mess with Mr Booze...
    Last edited by inadilemma; 04-05-2012 at 21:47.
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Masturbation.

    Can't really help you much, I don't get drunk on my own. I'm not that sad.

    Just saying what everyone was thinking.
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Masturbate/sleep or both

    (I've only ever been drunk by myself when I've come home from a party and this is what I tend to do...)
    Last edited by XxelliexX; 04-05-2012 at 21:46.
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by Misslassenza)
    I don't drink alcoholic beverages and never did.
    Same
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    Sober up?
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