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  1. apolocreed's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by XxelliexX)
    Masturbate/sleep or both

    (I've only ever been drunk by myself when I've come home from a party and this is what I tend to do...)
    you seem to be a female...


    edit: why the negs...cant take a joke?
    Last edited by apolocreed; 05-05-2012 at 12:06.
  2. geetar's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Fiendish level Sudoku.
  3. PaperBoy's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Spend a night on TSR !
  4. Teofilo's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by Misslassenza)
    I don't drink alcoholic beverages and never did.
    Talk to myself and say stuff like this.
  5. XxelliexX's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by apolocreed)
    you seem to be a female...
    Lol... Females can masturbate too you know...
  6. IcEmAn911's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Watch a film?
  7. MonkeySee's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    masturbate
  8. Guitarded's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Stick a carrot up your arse
  9. !-Twisty-!'s Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Question if you're sloping towards alcoholic tendencies ...
  10. Alt__x's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    When I get home after a party drunk I tend to just watch crap late night TV whilst eating anything and everything.
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by genia)
    fap fap and even more fapping
    Your an absolute genius
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by geetar)
    Fiendish level Sudoku.
    Please rate some other members before rating this member again.

    (Original post by Guitarded)
    Stick a carrot up your arse
    The picture in your sig seems oddly apt underneath that post.
  13. Soph(:'s Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Eat, watch tv or sleep. I wouldn;t get drunk alone though
  14. cl_steele's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    continue drinking untill you stop asking questions about what to do whilst drunk on TSR..
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by XxelliexX)
    Lol... Females can masturbate too you know...
    Its the shock of a woman admitting it. Even if they are just joking and play amnesia. You'll end up screaming/crying in an alcohol fueled terror
  16. XxelliexX's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by WolvoDan)
    Its the shock of a woman admitting it. Even if they are just joking and play amnesia. You'll end up screaming/crying in an alcohol fueled terror
    I'm not joking
  17. dongonaeatu's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    Okay, had 3 stella artois cidres, a fag, felt unwell and went to bed at 12. Was a pretty **** night tbh even cod was awful
  18. apolocreed's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by XxelliexX)
    Lol... Females can masturbate too you know...
    Ahah I know, but not a whole lot of them openly admit it over the internet
  19. XxelliexX's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by apolocreed)
    Ahah I know, but not a whole lot of them openly admit it over the internet
    Well I don't see why
  20. WolvoDan's Avatar
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    Re: Best things to do when drunk and alone?
    (Original post by XxelliexX)
    I'm not joking
    Ha ha good for you then Rarely women admit it they usually point blank deny it :P
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