[Mrx123]

have your parents ever caught you doing anything sexual and if so...what was their response as well as your own

[tehforum]

(Original post by Mrx123)
have your parents ever caught you doing anything sexual and if so...what was their response as well as your own

Well they saw me watching an M&S advert whilst eating some of their food.

Response? They joined and we had a threesome.



edit: M&S haters come at me bro

[dongonaeatu]

no im a virgin

[Doskey]

"I fell".

[SnoochToTheBooch]

one time they caught me with a belt round my neck and a dildo up my arse, furiously tugging away like some crazed ape

[Anonymous]

My family don't knock, so I masturbate really discreetly. Pillow over my lap, laptop on top of that, sound off and ready to click on something else if they intrude.

When they have I've been quick enough to shut the browsing window, if they ever noticed anything, which they don't appear to have, they haven't said anything. I'm a girl, so it's easier to hide as well.

My little brother is less distreet, he piles his pillows behind the door so you can't open it. So if you try to go in and can't open the door and hear him shout 'I'm changing!' despite the fact he never goes out anywhere then it's pretty obvious what he's doing. I don't mention it to him or anyone though.

I wouldn't dream of having sex in the house when they're in though, that'd be harder to hide if they burst in.

[ForensicShoe]

(Original post by tehforum)
Well they saw me watching an M&S advert whilst eating some of their food.

Response? They joined and we had a threesome.

Ahhh teforum.

I missed your witty anecdotes

[ForensicShoe]

(Original post by Anonymous)
I wouldn't dream of having sex in the house when they're in though, that'd be harder to hide if they burst in.

Pun intended?

[Mrx123]

(Original post by Anonymous)
My family don't knock, so I masturbate really discreetly. Pillow over my lap, laptop on top of that, sound off and ready to click on something else if they intrude.

When they have I've been quick enough to shut the browsing window, if they ever noticed anything, which they don't appear to have, they haven't said anything. I'm a girl, so it's easier to hide as well.

My little brother is less distreet, he piles his pillows behind the door so you can't open it. So if you try to go in and can't open the door and hear him shout 'I'm changing!' despite the fact he never goes out anywhere then it's pretty obvious what he's doing. I don't mention it to him or anyone though.

I wouldn't dream of having sex in the house when they're in though, that'd be harder to hide if they burst in.

Really, I would imagine it been just as hard for a Woman as a Man to be discreet

[Profesh]

Aside from a memorably tense few moments when my mother availed herself of the upstairs lavatory at 3 a.m. while my ex and I were 'making use' of the downstairs sofa; not really, no. But then my family tend to respect one another's privacy, so this isn't usually a concern.

[seasons of wither]

(Original post by Mrx123)
Really, I would imagine it been just as hard for a Woman as a Man to be discreet

it's a lot easier.

[Mrx123]

(Original post by seasons of wither)
it's a lot easier.

and your evidence??? lol

[Mrx123]

(Original post by SnoochToTheBooch)
one time they caught me with a belt round my neck and a dildo up my arse, furiously tugging away like some crazed ape

please let this one be real

[M4LLY]

Oh yeah all the time

[tehforum]

(Original post by Mrx123)
please let this one be real

Why?

So it can go in your **** bank?

[Anonymous]

Not my parents... but my neighbour (who is my age) walked in on me jerking off... most embarrassing thing ever. I literally jumped behind my wardrobe, which didn'r really hide me much.

[Rachel_beans]

My sister has a bad habit of not knocking and once walked in on me and my boyfriend... We wern't doing anything at that point but he was naked and I was half naked
Once I was having a morning **** and my mum walked in to get something off my desk. Luckily she didn't notice though, I pretended I was still asleep as soon as I heard her outside the door (thank god I have good hearing).

[Mrx123]

(Original post by Rachel_beans)
My sister has a bad habit of not knocking and once walked in on me and my boyfriend... We wern't doing anything at that point but he was naked and I was half naked
Once I was having a morning **** and my mum walked in to get something off my desk. Luckily she didn't notice though, I pretended I was still asleep as soon as I heard her outside the door (thank god I have good hearing).

close call

[Pheylan]

Once I was having a tug and my mum walked into my room literally mid-orgasm. OH GOD WHY

[Anonymous]

Haha once I was having a brunch-time shag after staying over at my boyfriend's house and his mum heard the bed squeaking and started making fun of him for it later... then he told me so after that I became extremely self conscious and awkward. TELL ME WHEN I GO HOME! haha!