[seasons of wither]

(Original post by Mrx123)
and your evidence??? lol

no giant boner sticking out all over the place! obviously i haven't experienced this situation with both sets of genitals... but i'm willing to bet an erection is easier to spot than the female equivalent.

[original_username]

(Original post by seasons of wither)
no giant boner sticking out all over the place! obviously i haven't experienced this situation with both sets of genitals... but i'm willing to bet an erection is easier to spot than the female equivalent.

All over the place? It generally is always in the same place.

Back on topic. I've had close calls with pretty much every family member, wouldn't know if they have actually seen anything though because it's one of those things that you just never ever mention. Me and my brother had a mutual understanding to come up stairs noisily if one of us was in the room on the computer then slow down on the landing to give ourselves ample time to sort ourselves out.

[Chrisofsmeg]

My dad walked in on my ex and I in bed once.

Was really quite surreal. He walked in, looked at us, apologised, turned around and walked out, shutting the door behind him. Heard him go downstairs. Thought "Oh, ok, not a problem."

Ten seconds later we hear him laughing his ass off. Was pretty funny at the time although it rather ruined the mood. He's never going to let me live that one down.

[seasons of wither]

(Original post by original_username)
All over the place? It generally is always in the same place.

touché my friend. but you get my point

[meow444]

Yea my mum once walked in on me while my ex was going down on me. It was awful

Oh and one time I had a party and my friends thought it'd be funny to upload (edit: download) loads of gay porn to our computer while I wasn't around, and my mum found it. Thankfully she was pretty cool about it once I explained what had happened.

[Skip_Snip]

(Original post by meow444)
Yea my mum once walked in on me while my ex was going down on me. It was awful

Oh and one time I had a party and my friends thought it'd be funny to upload loads of gay porn to our computer while I wasn't around, and my mum found it. Thankfully she was pretty cool about it once I explained what had happened.

Upload? So I'm guessing they filmed it themselves round your place then uploaded it to your computer ... sounds a great party

[meow444]

(Original post by Skip_Snip)
Upload? So I'm guessing they filmed it themselves round your place then uploaded it to your computer ... sounds a great party

Lol. I meant download :s although to be honest I wouldn't put it past some of my friends!

[Tom26070]

(Original post by tehforum)
Why?

So it can go in your **** bank?

It's in mine

[Mrx123]

(Original post by seasons of wither)
no giant boner sticking out all over the place! obviously i haven't experienced this situation with both sets of genitals... but i'm willing to bet an erection is easier to spot than the female equivalent.

Touche mate touche

[bananaslug77]

(Original post by Chrisofsmeg)
My dad walked in on my ex and I in bed once.

Was really quite surreal. He walked in, looked at us, apologised, turned around and walked out, shutting the door behind him. Heard him go downstairs. Thought "Oh, ok, not a problem."

Ten seconds later we hear him laughing his ass off. Was pretty funny at the time although it rather ruined the mood. He's never going to let me live that one down.

Hahahah he was probably trying his best to hold in the laughter all the way down the stairs!

[Mrx123]

(Original post by bananaslug77)
Hahahah he was probably trying his best to hold in the laughter all the way down the stairs!

I was taking off my gfs bra and we were messing around wen her aunt walked into the room, needless to say....it was an awkward moment

[Chrisofsmeg]

(Original post by bananaslug77)
Hahahah he was probably trying his best to hold in the laughter all the way down the stairs!

No doubt

Thankfully my dad is remarkably cool about that sort of thing. Hell, when I talked to him about this kind of stuff after I started dating her, he bought me a box of condoms because I didn't have the nerve lol. Everyone knows everyone in my village

The best bit was my ex jokingly telling him off - "Why don't you ****ing well knock next time!" - priceless.

[Lumos]

(Original post by Mrx123)
Really, I would imagine it been just as hard for a Woman as a Man to be discreet

Well think about it... women don't have such obvious or 'exposed' evidence of what they've been doing... in fact we don't have to be exposed at all

[Mrx123]

(Original post by Lumos)
Well think about it... women don't have such obvious or 'exposed' evidence of what they've been doing... in fact we don't have to be exposed at all

Ok so you've got tht advantage lol

[Wilfred Little]

(Original post by Lumos)
Well think about it... women don't have such obvious or 'exposed' evidence of what they've been doing... in fact we don't have to be exposed at all

Actually I don't have this problem as I've got a small cock.

Wait.

But, I often wonder how I'd react if my parents caught me tossing off. I think I'd be mortified. I doubt I'd care if they caught me with a girl as I think they think I'm gay anyway (seriously) as I've never brought a girl home and as far as they know, never dated one.

I got caught masturbating once in a friend's bedroom though, I stopped the night and I was 14. He was asleep and a program came on where the women sit there and play with themselves. I did my business and the next day he asked me if I enjoyed myself last night . He said he'd heard me.

It's hard to explain how I felt.

[Shabalala]

I have had some very bad experiences with this and i'm only 18

-My girlfriends dad (a Bombardier in the army) walked in on his daughter giving me head I was in a chair in her room while she was on her knees back to the door when he came home and opened it. I thought he he was going to kill me and let out a whimper lol he just left and went downstairs we came down together with red faces luckily he liked me and instead of beating me he started laughing at us and never fails to mention the look on our faces that day

-My Aunt and I walked in on my 17 year old cousin and her boyfriend having sex last month she was on top facing him and didn't realise we were in the room for around 10 seconds so kept going while her boyfriend, my aunt and I just froze in shock when she turned her head and realised and let out a scream while we came to our senses (no pun intended) and ran out the room, it was mad akward after that especially when they came downstairs together a few minutes later and it was complete silence untill he left

-My gran walked in on me when I was 14 and having a tug it was under the covers so she didn't see I was just trying to keep the covers pulled up and she walks over totally oblivious and starts fussing over me as grandparents do and i'm praying she just ****s off out the room and doesn't try to rearange the covers or something luckily she didn't realise and left.

[Mrx123]

(Original post by Shabalala)
I have had some very bad experiences with this and i'm only 18

-My girlfriends dad (a Bombardier in the army) walked in on his daughter giving me head I was in a chair in her room while she was on her knees back to the door when he came home and opened it. I thought he he was going to kill me and let out a whimper lol he just left and went downstairs we came down together with red faces luckily he liked me and instead of beating me he started laughing at us and never fails to mention the look on our faces that day

-My Aunt and I walked in on my 17 year old cousin and her boyfriend having sex last month she was on top facing him and didn't realise we were in the room for around 10 seconds so kept going while her boyfriend, my aunt and I just froze in shock when she turned her head and realised and let out a scream while we came to our senses (no pun intended) and ran out the room, it was mad akward after that especially when they came downstairs together a few minutes later and it was complete silence untill he left

-My gran walked in on me when I was 14 and having a tug it was under the covers so she didn't see I was just trying to keep the covers pulled up and she walks over totally oblivious and starts fussing over me as grandparents do and i'm praying she just ****s off out the room and doesn't try to rearange the covers or something luckily she didn't realise and left.

Wow...thats quite unlucky man

[Wilfred Little]

(Original post by Shabalala)
I have had some very bad experiences with this and i'm only 18

-My girlfriends dad (a Bombardier in the army) walked in on his daughter giving me head I was in a chair in her room while she was on her knees back to the door when he came home and opened it. I thought he he was going to kill me and let out a whimper lol he just left and went downstairs we came down together with red faces luckily he liked me and instead of beating me he started laughing at us and never fails to mention the look on our faces that day

-My Aunt and I walked in on my 17 year old cousin and her boyfriend having sex last month she was on top facing him and didn't realise we were in the room for around 10 seconds so kept going while her boyfriend, my aunt and I just froze in shock when she turned her head and realised and let out a scream while we came to our senses (no pun intended) and ran out the room, it was mad akward after that especially when they came downstairs together a few minutes later and it was complete silence untill he left

-My gran walked in on me when I was 14 and having a tug it was under the covers so she didn't see I was just trying to keep the covers pulled up and she walks over totally oblivious and starts fussing over me as grandparents do and i'm praying she just ****s off out the room and doesn't try to rearange the covers or something luckily she didn't realise and left.

He sounds like a decent bloke, because honestly if I saw my daughter doing that I think it'd break my heart.

We all know it goes on but I want to believe she's my little princess and innocent, etc.

Sounds like a horrible thing to see.

[Cake Faced Kid.]

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[Shabalala]

(Original post by Wilfred Little)
He sounds like a decent bloke, because honestly if I saw my daughter doing that I think it'd break my heart.

We all know it goes on but I want to believe she's my little princess and innocent, etc.

Sounds like a horrible thing to see.

I didn't understand it either when I first met her he was very protective of her and wouldn't let us been in the same room together for longer than 5 minutes. It took me a few months for him to loosen up around me but he still seemed protective and always got worried if she didn't return home on time and phoned her up even if she was a minute late. So it was a shock when he laughed about it.

If I ever have a daughter I wouldn't be laughing about it I would be gutted aswell infact I think I will lock her in the basement untill she is 25 and only let female friends see her haha.