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Parents Catching You in an Act!!!

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    (Original post by JacobW)
    Good lord, and you wonder why other countries see you as stuck-up?
    What? we are not stuck-up
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    (Original post by JacobW)
    Good lord, and you wonder why other countries see you as stuck-up?
    Women want a narrative, being foriegn helps build that. Go to America and speak like a Brit, you'll get loads of attention.
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    My parents caught me acting in Othello, act 4 scene 1. It was pretty humiliating.
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    i am impartial to a good danger tug from time to time
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    My family don't knock, so I masturbate really discreetly. Pillow over my lap, laptop on top of that, sound off and ready to click on something else if they intrude.

    When they have I've been quick enough to shut the browsing window, if they ever noticed anything, which they don't appear to have, they haven't said anything. I'm a girl, so it's easier to hide as well.

    My little brother is less distreet, he piles his pillows behind the door so you can't open it. So if you try to go in and can't open the door and hear him shout 'I'm changing!' despite the fact he never goes out anywhere then it's pretty obvious what he's doing. I don't mention it to him or anyone though.

    I wouldn't dream of having sex in the house when they're in though, that'd be harder to hide if they burst in.
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    (Original post by tehFrance)
    What? we are not stuck-up
    Really, you sure come across like tht
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    Hahahaha
    Made my day
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    (Original post by tehFrance)
    I am French, I am rich, I am gorgeous so yes, it happens.
    Video of you speaking French with a pile of money next to you or I don't believe you
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    My mum once walked in on me and my ex girlfriend really going for it, I grabbed the sheets and threw them over us, the awkward moment got all the more awkwarder when right next to the door on the desk was a tub of anal lube....

    Poor old mum.
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    (Original post by Huskaris)
    My mum once walked in on me and my ex girlfriend really going for it, I grabbed the sheets and threw them over us, the awkward moment got all the more awkwarder when right next to the door on the desk was a tub of anal lube....

    Poor old mum.
    Wow.....what was you planning
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    (Original post by Mrx123)
    Wow.....what was you planning
    What I was planning was well underway... Worst bit was that I had asked her to come into my room 20 minutes earlier to help me pick what colour to pain the walls [insert pun here]

    She might have thought I was some sort of sex pest.
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    Mm, nearly got caught. Cue lots of general questions from mum while I'm red in the face embarrassed and grinning like '...I THINK...I got away with it..'

    'Privacy'? What privacy?
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    (Original post by isawsparks89)
    Mm, nearly got caught. Cue lots of general questions from mum while I'm red in the face embarrassed and grinning like '...I THINK...I got away with it..'

    'Privacy'? What privacy?
    awwwwwww
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    (Original post by tehforum)
    Well they saw me watching an M&S advert whilst eating some of their food.

    Response? They joined and we had a threesome.

    :sexface:

    edit: M&S haters come at me bro
    :lolz:
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    erm a virgin, but on the way towards 'an act', their sister walked in lol
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    No one walked in but an ex-boyfriends dad had been in the kitchen next to the bedroom whilst we were having sex. About 5 minutes later was a knock on the door asking us that when we've finished enjoying ourselves can we join them to watch the family film. The amount of times his dad winked at us that evening was mortifying!
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    I've never been caught in the act, but there was a mortifying moment when I had just come home from Uni for the summer and my mum came into my room and accidentally knocked my beauty bag over, at which point it started vibrating VERY loudly. Cue Mother asking "what IS that noise and where is it coming from?" and me blushing furiously and trying to get her to leave my room.
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    (Original post by amyshamblesxx)
    I've never been caught in the act, but there was a mortifying moment when I had just come home from Uni for the summer and my mum came into my room and accidentally knocked my beauty bag over, at which point it started vibrating VERY loudly. Cue Mother asking "what IS that noise and where is it coming from?" and me blushing furiously and trying to get her to leave my room.
    What was your phone doing in your beauty bag?
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    (Original post by amyshamblesxx)
    I've never been caught in the act, but there was a mortifying moment when I had just come home from Uni for the summer and my mum came into my room and accidentally knocked my beauty bag over, at which point it started vibrating VERY loudly. Cue Mother asking "what IS that noise and where is it coming from?" and me blushing furiously and trying to get her to leave my room.
    :rofl: :lol: Oh wow
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    Me and my boyfriend were doing it on the sofa (he was behind me and we were spooning while watching tv and it kinda just happened). It was cold so we were covered by a blanket...suddenly my little sister and brother come in and turn on friends and just sit there watching the tv! Mum came in and asked us when we wanted dinner for!! And all the while we're lying there with him inside me and I'm splitting my sides laughing!!!
    Safe to say not a moment I'll forget any time soon! :lol: :rofl:

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