Man legally changes name to Tyrannosaurus Rex
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Man legally changes name to Tyrannosaurus Rexhttp://www.yorknewstimes.com/news/ar...9bb2963f4.htmlYORK – What’s in a name? In this case, a few unusual words for one York man who has legally changed his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The term, which in Greek means “tyrant lizard king,” is the name assigned to a large dinosaur. Now, it’s also the title officially adopted by Tyler Gold, 23.
Gold appeared in York County District Court Monday morning, before Judge Alan Gless who heard the unusual request.
In Gold’s official filing with the court, he said he wanted to change his name “because the (T-Rex designation) is cooler. Also, as an entrepreneur, name recognition is important and the new name is more recognizable.” He verbally repeated his reasoning during the court proceedings, while on the witness stand.
Judge Gless asked Gold if he wanted to change his name because he was hiding from creditors or law enforcement. Gold said none of those factors were involved in his request.
Gless noted that Gold had gone through all the proper channels of changing his name, which included formal filing with the court and notice publication.
At the end of Monday’s hearing, Gold’s name was officially changed to Tyrannosaurus Rex Joseph Gold. -
Re: Man legally changes name to Tyrannosaurus RexPfft, you're just jealous that you didn't think of it first(Original post by roh)
He was one of 3 things at the time:
Drunk
High
An idiot
The latter is a more permanent state and would seem to be the case here.
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Re: Man legally changes name to Tyrannosaurus Rex
lmagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love. -
Re: Man legally changes name to Tyrannosaurus Rexnot really, is someone told me they'd called themselves trex by dpole i'd think they were a ****.(Original post by Notwithstanding)
You just know this will be his opening gambit in making conversations with new acquaintance, as if it makes him interesting somehow. No, you just chose to name yourself after a dinosaur. Anyone can do this, it's not a substitute for substance.
people dont do it to be cool, people do it for intentionally the wrong kind of attention. they know people will make fun.
Thankfully the courts being open and me being drunk don't usually coincide!