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  1. iheartplums's Avatar
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    If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    and what would you do to them?
  2. kaylafrances's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    a bowl so i could eat them out yummers
  3. gagaslilmonsteruk's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    a vase or flowers, because we still get on fine and flowers are a sign of peace/happiness
  4. KrishanC93's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    a toilet....for obvious reasons :cool:
  5. dongonaeatu's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    my toilet... so i could **** all over them
  6. xoxAngel_Kxox's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    My bedroom mirror.. so the shallow idiot knows what he's missing now.
  7. warthogBE's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    My ex is an object in my home. My basement, to be precise.
  8. Persephone9's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    A douche. An anal one.

    Although I don't actually have a douche at home. We had a bidet when we moved in, so perhaps that.
  9. Pawsies's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    A boomerang so they'd keep coming back

    Or a tool...oh wait
    Last edited by Pawsies; 09-05-2012 at 21:45.
  10. timothytom's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    An object in my old house, past is the past.
  11. dothestrand's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    I dunno. Dust? Something insignificant.
  12. Popppppy's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    The washing up so I could ignore him and let him fester.
  13. such_a_lady's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    An old book that I've grown out of, but still have to remind me of how much I've grown up
  14. Holby_fanatic's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    He'd be the one sock that you always lose in the washing machine, never to be seen again.
  15. aeterno's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    Some object that I know is there but can no longer find. Nice to see once I find it again, will pay attention to it for about an hour or two then promptly forget about it once more.

    Yep. :indiff:
  16. Frodo Baggins's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    The hole in my bedroom!

    Cos i can still finger it whenever i want!
  17. littlemissmidget123's Avatar
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    Re: If your ex could be an object in your home, what object would they be...
    doormat - i coud wipe my feet on and trample all over them
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