Can God read computer data?

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  1. PierceBrosnan's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    Would God be detected as a virus in this case?
  2. Id and Ego seek's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    This is quite interesting because data is nothing but random, irrelevant figures and values that have and serve no purpose, so why would God want to read it? But, seeing as God is omniscient, he must know the context of such values before they are processed, so God would already know the information and then the knowledge, at the same time.

    So God cannot read data because he wouldn't need to; he can simply skip that part and read the processed data.
    Last edited by Id and Ego seek; 25-05-2012 at 22:17.
  3. LoneWalrus's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    As far as I am concerned, god is merely a statistical anomaly which must be eradicated.
  4. Chumbaniya's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    You've all forgot a really key point: old people are terrible with computers. And they don't come much older than God.

    *God presses printscreen*
    God: I've got the printer on but nothing's coming out!
  5. alexmagpie's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    And on the eighth day, God created the internet, and pornhub.

    And it was good.
  6. Indian_Prince's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    lol..... so a being that supposedly knows everything would want to access the internet....
  7. Skip_Snip's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    He doesn't need to directly read the computer data or read past the encryptions, he'll just look into the memory of whoever entered the information
  8. tj hughes's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    No, of course not. God only has 128MB RAM
  9. nmudz_009's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    Well, by definition, yes
  10. SoNottingH's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    I bet Steve Jobs is with him right now, trying to persuade him to go Apple.
  11. shuaib786's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    (Original post by nmudz_009)
    Well, by definition, yes
    mudz seriously stop wasting time on this crap.
  12. a.partridge's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    pfft there's no way jobs would be in heaven
  13. SoNottingH's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    (Original post by a.partridge)
    pfft there's no way jobs would be in heaven
    Day release from Hell? Good behaviour or maybe the Devil can't stand black turtlenecks.
  14. Blackburn_Allen's Avatar
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    Re: Can God read computer data?
    Do you think he'd put parental controls on for Jesus?
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