[Some random guy]

Classic

[Nutty_Psychologist]

What the **** is with the lottery balls? No amount of mentioning them will it more likely that you will win on the lottery lol
And it's always nice to think that your kissing toilet roll..... luxury at that

[Aspiringlawstudent]

(Original post by Vixen47)
I'm surprised OP hasn't done that to you already.

... what?

[PinkMobilePhone]

(Original post by daveywavey)
Chapter 2

"I have to go to work honey. When shall I tell Dr. Lung you're coming into work?" Precious said.

"Tell him I'll be in soon" Guy rubbed himself, imagining Precious in her nurse's uniform. He carressed his lottery balls, as Precious left the room. Guy grins and picks up the phone.

"Yo Candy. Can you come round?" There's a long pause. "Yeah she's just left now". Guy's meaty sausage stood to attention as he imagined Candy naked in the shower.

The doorbell suddenly rings. Guy jumps out of bed and his flagpole stands ready to knock anything out of its path to get to the door. He got to the door and opened it. Jonathan stood there, his tongue wagging out like a piece of ham.

"Hey Guy. Are we still on for later?"

Guy grabbed Jonathan's bum cheeks. They were like dough in his hands as he gently squeezed into them with his fingers.

"Yeah, of course we are" Guy winked and grinned like a Cheshire cat.

"What time shall I come round then?" Jonathan's snake woke up.

"Well you are here now" Guy licked his lips and stared. He was as happy as a big woman with a cream cake.

Jonathan walked in and kissed Guy. His lips felt as soft as luxury toilet tissue.

"Let's head upstairs" Guy dragged Jonathan up the stairs, like a sack of library books.

Nah it just doesn't work. You're mixing the past and the present tenses.

[Vixen47]

(Original post by Aspiringlawstudent)
... what?

I'm surprised OP didn't make you spit your drink out.

[Nutty_Psychologist]

Dr Lung... original.... not Dr Head?