Husband May Have Sex with Dead Wife's Corpse; Women May Use Carrots as Dildos...
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Re: Husband May Have Sex with Dead Wife's Corpse; Women May Use Carrots as Vibrators.Good point, I merely copy and pasted the title of the youtube vid.(Original post by + polarity -)
Carrots don't vibrate. -
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Re: Husband May Have Sex with Dead Wife's Corpse; Women May Use Carrots as Vibrators.So on that basis women could be allowed to use, say, dildos as dildos? Cos if they have enough money for a vibrator, they're gonna have enough for a dildo (I presume, I have no idea how much these things cost) and via logical deduction I have come to the conclusion that dildos are more suited to use as dildos than root vegetables are.(Original post by + polarity -)
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Re: Husband May Have Sex with Dead Wife's Corpse; Women May Use Carrots as Vibrators.aye(Original post by Bobo1234)
So on that basis women could be allowed to use, say, dildos as dildos? Cos if they have enough money for a vibrator, they're gonna have enough for a dildo (I presume, I have no idea how much these things cost) and via logical deduction I have come to the conclusion that dildos are more suited to use as dildos than root vegetables are. -
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Re: Husband May Have Sex with Dead Wife's Corpse; Women May Use Carrots as Vibrators.All lies!(Original post by Bobo1234)
So on that basis women could be allowed to use, say, dildos as dildos? Cos if they have enough money for a vibrator, they're gonna have enough for a dildo (I presume, I have no idea how much these things cost) and via logical deduction I have come to the conclusion that dildos are more suited to use as dildos than root vegetables are.
As for the thread, kinky. -
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Re: Husband May Have Sex with Dead Wife's Corpse; Women May Use Carrots as Vibrators.lol, not lies, but toy cars you can push along costs less than battery-powered cars, so I guess the same applies to toy phalli as well? -
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Re: Husband May Have Sex with Dead Wife's Corpse; Women May Use Carrots as Dildos...Yeah I figured this subforum could do with a bit of comedy(Original post by .eXe)
Lol, this is hilarious.
