Last edited by I Gurn Hard; 17-05-2012 at 18:45.
(Original post by PinkMobilePhone)
actually I used to be a right little shoplifter when I was a kid (bout aged 9-11), but it's not exactly something I'm proud of.
I stole...erm....geez I dunno loads of things. Some puppy in my pockets
, sweets, a mermaid necklace, a mermaid keyring, a little jewellery box
Last edited by carl_senior; 19-05-2012 at 06:06.
quite so lol
(Original post by Herr)
Presumably she doesn't know then since you're still around/?
You've never heard of Puppy in my Pocket?
and why did you change what I typed when you quoted me? You deleted the "s" from the end of "puppy in my pockets". I didn't steal a dog in my pocket. I stole some puppy in my pockets, as I said!
Last edited by PinkMobilePhone; 18-05-2012 at 10:33.
I was a pain in the arse when I was younger:
Stole packs of sweets from Sainsbury's
Sweets/Crisps/Drinks from the local corner shop -that knew my Mum which was incredibly stupid
Nicked makeup from Superdrug- all the expensive mascaras/eyeshadows/lipglosses
Stole hair clips from the market stalls
Stole anything not tied down in Woolies
Stole jewellery in River Island because at the time I thought they were a rip off
Stole clothes by tricking the shop assistants
Stole hair clips in Primark
Basically I was a little bitch and wanted to see how far I could push it before getting caught. I even walked around wearing sunglasses of theirs or hair bands with the tags ripped off greeting security and they didnt even notice. That was a long time ago and I wouldn't do it anymore. These days I am much more honest, though in Wilkos I left their shop and the poor new guy hadn't scanned all the items. I paid on my card without even noting the price and didn't realise til I got home with £50 worth of items free. That guy probably got it in the neck.
Shop lifting is lame but when you're young and stupid and bored it's the most exciting thing you can do bar having sex or fancying boy bands- but I was fat, ugly, spotty and undesirable for that back then.
Last edited by I<3LAMP; 18-05-2012 at 10:39.