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  1. Miracle Day's Avatar
    • Little Lion Man
    • Location: Cardiff
    Urban Dictionary's definition of 'The Student Room'
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e+student+room

    It's hillarious.

    "- Typical discussion on The Student Room -

    Geek Girl: I got my GCSE's back today. I got 3 A*, 5 A's and 4 B's. I'm so happy. I'm doing four A levels.

    Geek Boy: OMFG. HAHAHAHA. YOU FAILED YOUR GCSES AND YOU FAILED AT LIFE. YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO OXBRIDGE UNLIKE ME, I GOT 12 A* AND I'M DOING 6 A LEVELS .

    Geek Girl 2: Just 12 A*?! I GOT 15 A*
    YOU'RE BOTH THICK. I'M CLEARLY THE BEST OBBRIDGE CANDIDATE HERE"
  2. Multitalented me's Avatar
    • Overlord in Training
    • Location: Some house | Posts: Too many
    Re: Urban Dictionary's definition of 'The Student Room'
    It's all true :cry:
  3. Clare~Bear's Avatar
    • Vengeful, Imperial Overlord of The Student Room
    • Posts: 3,561
    Re: Urban Dictionary's definition of 'The Student Room'
    An online message board for students. Most users are smug preening tossers who think anything lower than an A* grade means you fail at life forever and will be doomed to work at McDonalds unless you do Physics, Maths or Chemistry. TSR also has an unhealthy obsession with Oxbridge, engaging in daily masturbation sessions to the Times Online League Tables and exiling anyone who doesn't get into a university within the top 5.

    TSR users won't hesitate to use their signatures to remind you exactly of their A* grades, what their UCAS choices are along with some 'hilarious' lolcat picture that takes ages to scroll past. Politically, TSR users are extremely left wing, so if you dare say anything bad about immigration, multiculturalism, Islam, feminists, the EU, Marx or the Labour party, you will be torn to pieces, called any combination of the words 'scum', 'racist', 'sexist', 'fascist', 'bigot' or worst of all; 'Tory'. Yes, support the Tories and you might as well tattoo a Swastika on your arse and put "HEIL HITLER" as your sig. There is also a 'rep' system. If you aren't a raging left winger who bums Marx and hails multiculturalism as the Second Coming, prepare to get negged to hell and back. If you want rep, start arse-licking the members with high rep. These tend to be the biggest ***** of all, holding themselves in such high esteem that if their head were any further up their arse, they'd be ingesting stomach acid.
    :rofl: sooo true :rolleyes:
  4. popsicles3's Avatar
    • Exalted Member
    • Posts: 283
    Re: Urban Dictionary's definition of 'The Student Room'
    ''The people with enormous amounts of reputation are known as '*****'. These are the biggest idiots I've ever seen, and they hold the strongest left wing views. These people are the sort of people that get jobs as health and safety executives and ban christmas decorations because they pose a fire hazard. Or the sort of people that believe we should ban pigs and jews just in case they offend muslims.''

    Oh lol..
    Last edited by popsicles3; 17-05-2012 at 19:39.
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