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  1. Tommyjw's Avatar
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    In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
  2. Norton1's Avatar
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    You're probably going to want to put in a reducer on him early on, show him you're there and put him off his game.
  3. Jim-Jam's Avatar
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    LOLWUT, he must be gutted! haha.

    What's the story behind it?
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    (Original post by Jim-Jam)
    LOLWUT, he must be gutted! haha.

    What's the story behind it?
    Vadim Evseev's testimonial.

    The kid (Hisan Dzheus) has a father who runs a childrens' charity across the whole of Russia and it was their way of saying thank you.

    Full story: http://www.totalprosports.com/2012/0...r-match-video/
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    Made me smile
  6. Manitude's Avatar
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    Made me smile
  7. DisconcertingWink1's Avatar
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    Cute.
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    Funny if he missed.
  9. Rish7's Avatar
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    Unbelievable tekkers there Geoff! Somebody snap this kid up!

    Haha that was too cute!
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    I think we just found the alternative to a penalty shootout.

    Replace one player on each team every few minutes with toddlers.
  11. Spontogical's Avatar
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    News In: Arsene Wenger interested in new kid for the future.

    Excellent. Young, and seems to possess great 'mental strength'.
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    this child is better than the likes of torres, carroll, downing, henderson, heskey. i bet that if he'd played in the premier league then he would have scored and assisted more than downing.
  13. nonotrly's Avatar
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    If Alan Hansen was watching this he'd say "he's quick, he's fast, and he's got bags of pace".
  14. The Optimistic Ram's Avatar
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    When did Boris Johnson get the time to teach the player at the end to execute a brilliant rugby tackle in football!!! So funny, so cute! Thanks for sharing/finding.
    Last edited by The Optimistic Ram; 27-05-2012 at 00:23.
  15. checkolad's Avatar
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    The smile on his face after he scores is the best
  16. amime's Avatar
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    Re: In his last game, this player is replaced by a 5 year old.
    Seemed **** tbh.

    He didn't pass the ball, he is unable to put any power in his shot and is clearly over-rated. The fans only seem to like him because he is young and may have potential.

    My advice to the manager. Get rid ASAP
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