If I were to fail, id resort to living in the basement of my parents house.
Buy an Xbox, all the call of duty games and a 52inch HD 1080p television..
Fast food shops down the street so 24/7 supply of comfort food
courtesy of my loving parents of course, by doing this I'd post videos on YouTube
about it. Eventually get famous as a commentator, and make tons of money via
YouTube sponsorships...
Sorted?