[Anonymous]

In this situation (all hypothetical of course )

Aged 26.

Between the ages of 18-21 slept with a vast majority of girls. Probably about 22 girls. Some of these were hideous disgusting chavs- some with no teeth etc.
i also slept with a prostitute.
I have never used protection in my life.
I have never had an STD check because I am phobic of anything to do with hospitals.

What would be my chances of having an STD.
I havent had any symptoms for anything.

[llessur123]

Apparently there are around 3,301,112,087 women in the world. You have not slept with the vast majority of females.

Although you probably do have an STD.

[R4INBOW]

Beeen aroooooound............

[littleone271]

There's quite a high chance you might have chlamydia and that doesn't always have any symptoms. Funny how you aren't scared of disgusting chavs with no teeth but you have a phobia of hospitals lol.

You should get a chlamydia test. You don't need to be examined or anything for it, it's just a urine sample and then they send you a text. If you do have it then it's cured by a course of antibiotics but if it has gone too long untreated then pelvic inflammatory disease can develop which is a common cause of infertility.

[DaveSmith99]

(Original post by Anonymous)
In this situation (all hypothetical of course )

Aged 26.

Between the ages of 18-21 slept with a vast majority of girls. Probably about 22 girls. Some of these were hideous disgusting chavs- some with no teeth etc.
i also slept with a prostitute.
I have never used protection in my life.
I have never had an STD check because I am phobic of anything to do with hospitals.

What would be my chances of having an STD.
I havent had any symptoms for anything.

I suggest trying to find some standards from somewhere.

[Venomilys]

Assuming that the probability of getting an STI from unprotected vaginal sex is 3%:

[1 - (0.97)^22] x100 = 49%.

The probability of you having an STI is 49%.

[k9markiii]

(Original post by Anonymous)
In this situation (all hypothetical of course )

Aged 26.

Between the ages of 18-21 slept with a vast majority of girls. Probably about 22 girls. Some of these were hideous disgusting chavs- some with no teeth etc.
i also slept with a prostitute.
I have never used protection in my life.
I have never had an STD check because I am phobic of anything to do with hospitals.

What would be my chances of having an STD.
I havent had any symptoms for anything.

We are just guessing but there's a way of finding out.

[ufo2012]

Between the ages of 18-21 slept with a vast majority of girls. Probably about 22 girls. Some of these were hideous disgusting chavs- some with no teeth etc.

Not an answer but a question to this... why??

[Lorenzo.]

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[Baller]

(Original post by llessur123)
Apparently there are around 3,301,112,087 women in the world. You have not slept with the vast majority of females.

Although you probably do have an STD.

He meant that most of the women he's slept with was when we was between the age of 18-21. Common, don't make yourself sound even dumber than this guy.

(Original post by Ilyas)
Assuming that the probability of getting an STI from unprotected vaginal sex is 3%:

[1 - (0.97)^22] x100 = 49%.

The probability of you having an STI is 49%.

I was about to post something like this but you beat me to it.

OP,
If you can't be bothered/are scared of getting a FREE check then tbh mate you deserve an STD.

Don't sleep with toothless chavs... they probably lost their teeth because of STDS or because of all the mushroom tip they've been blowing. Either way, you should know that chavs, especially toothless chavs are used by viruses as carriers.

[llessur123]

(Original post by Baller)
He meant that most of the women he's slept with was when we was between the age of 18-21. Common, don't make yourself sound even dumber than this guy.

"Between the ages of 18-21 slept with a vast majority of girls."

I'm not stupid. I was making a joke at his bad grammar, ha ha. Although there really is no way you could interpret that.

[heyAmy]

(Original post by Anonymous)
In this situation (all hypothetical of course )

Aged 26.

Between the ages of 18-21 slept with a vast majority of girls. Probably about 22 girls. Some of these were hideous disgusting chavs- some with no teeth etc.
i also slept with a prostitute.
I have never used protection in my life.
I have never had an STD check because I am phobic of anything to do with hospitals.

What would be my chances of having an STD.
I havent had any symptoms for anything.

You could have anything. HIV can lay dormant for up to twenty years. I would seriously recommend a visit to your doctor, pronto.
I'm being serious, make an appointment today.

[P!geon]

(Original post by Anonymous)
In this situation (all hypothetical of course )

Aged 26.

Between the ages of 18-21 slept with a vast majority of girls. Probably about 22 girls. Some of these were hideous disgusting chavs- some with no teeth etc.
i also slept with a prostitute.
I have never used protection in my life.
I have never had an STD check because I am phobic of anything to do with hospitals.

What would be my chances of having an STD.
I havent had any symptoms for anything.

I bet she gave a great blow job, gumtastic!

[Clare~Bear]

All hypothetical you say

Quite high - many STIs don't have any symptoms for years.

[ninth2]

Oooh I hope you do have one! Might teach you a lesson. (A relatively mild and curable one of course, I'm not a sadist...)

[lilac_glitter]

It isn't just STIs id be worried about you may have kids as well and thats 18 years

[Baller]

(Original post by llessur123)
"Between the ages of 18-21 slept with a vast majority of girls."

I'm not stupid. I was making a joke at his bad grammar, ha ha. Although there really is no way you could interpret that.

Your right I didn't, but that's because I didn't know that you were dumb enough to find humour in low-ball jokes like that.

[llessur123]

(Original post by Baller)
Your right I didn't, but that's because I didn't know that you were dumb enough to find humour in low-ball jokes like that.

I'm totally secure with my intelligence so calling me "dumb" over and over again really has no impact on me. Go away.