A special message from the queen to TSR
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A special message from the queen to TSRI have special message from her royal highness the queen, in light of her diamond jubilee:
She would like to thank you all for worshipping her and for blindly idolising her as your superior. It is important that you all accept that she is better than you and that you treat her as a celebrity. Celebrity culture is a fantastic system and the royal aristocracy is the most important of them all, yes, even more important than that orange bimbo from The Only Way Is Essex. After all, she promises you that she earnt all her wealth and that she didn't scrounge it all off the public or inherit it through mere chance. She is especially thankful to all of you for paying for her expenses. Please ignore all the hundreds of people who die every winter as they can't afford their electricity bills. Her royal highness is especially grateful for all of you for paying for her heating bills in her multiple multi-billion pound estates across the country.
She would like to thank you for listening to her wonderful speech about austerity while she sat there with her £25 billion gold chair and £60 billion crown. She would also like to thank you all for your generosity in paying for the royal wedding (although she would like to send a special apology to you all for not inviting you to it).
The royal blue-blooded aristocracy would very much like to thank you for worshipping the wonderfully, and certainly not out-dated, class system which perpetuates social division and class stratification. Please do not raise questions as to where your tax payer's money goes towards. Please ignore the bank bailouts and the fact that your taxes go towards keeping the rich richer than you will ever be. Please focus all your hatred and disgust towards benefit scroungers. If you see one please report them to a nearby policemen so that they can get shovelled into a job. It is important that everyone sacrifices their time to work in jobs they hate for 50 hours a week because it is important that we have a very strong national economy and to pay more taxes to bail out more banks. The queen promises you the national economy is for your benefit and not for the benefit of the rich. Any remainder of taxpayer's money will go towards paying off the national debt. The queen promises you she knows exactly who this debt is owed to and that if we ever pay it off, it will not come at the expense of bankrupting another country. And even if it does bankrupt another country, who cares about them? Don't worry about other countries, Great Britain is the only one which matters. Please remain as patriotic as possible, swear allegiance to her royal highness the queen and sing the national anthem every day before you go to bed.
She promises you that she brings in a lot of tourism to the country. She promises you that all the tourists who come to visit London, come here especially to spend all their time camping outside of Buckingham Palace just in case they might possibly happen to glimpse her annual appearance outside.
She promises you she doesn't regard you as mere filth. Please remember that you are only allowed today off because as soon as tomorrow comes around it is important you all return to your miserable lives in your slave jobs. Thank you for all being such excellent subjects and not questioning authority. Carry on and god bless the queen.Last edited by Ex Death; 28-05-2012 at 12:35. -
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSRWho said anything about 'sides'? This is not a democracy! You accept the monarchy because there is no choice in the matter! But don't worry, the queen loves you.(Original post by pol pot noodles)
I've heard that the best way to win people over to your side is to insult them with a long pretentious patronising rant. -
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSROf course we don't care! This makes you sound like some ghastly foreign type.(Original post by Ex Death)
I have special message from her royal highness the queen, in light of her diamond jubilee:
The queen promises you she knows exactly who this debt is owed to and that if we ever pay it off, it will not come at the expense of bankrupting another country. And even if it does bankrupt another country, who cares about them? Don't worry about other countries, Great Britain is the only one which matters.
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSROK!(Original post by CJM13)
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSRTo the citizens of the The Student Room from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for moderators of The Student Room and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all forums, and sub-forums, (except the Health and Relationships forum, which she does not fancy). Her Majesty also immediately requests that all pictures of semi-naked men or women (including models) cease from being posted.
She promises that The Student Room will be a better place, without trolling, sexual innuendo, flame wars, or any other form of non-British behaviour.
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSRWhy did you bother write this out when you could have been using the time to go shopping?(Original post by Ex Death)
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSRI think we can say we have officially found the queen's number 1 fan right now(Original post by Ex Death)
I have special message from her royal highness the queen, in light of her diamond jubilee:
She would like to thank you all for worshipping her and for blindly idolising her as your superior. It is important that you all accept that she is better than you and that you treat her as a celebrity. Celebrity culture is a fantastic system and the royal aristocracy is the most important of them all, yes, even more important than that orange bimbo from The Only Way Is Essex. After all, she promises you that she earnt all her wealth and that she didn't scrounge it all off the public or inherit it through mere chance. She is especially thankful to all of you for paying for her expenses. Please ignore all the hundreds of people who die every winter as they can't afford their electricity bills. Her royal highness is especially grateful for all of you for paying for her heating bills in her multiple multi-billion pound estates across the country.
She would like to thank you for listening to her wonderful speech about austerity while she sat there with her £25 billion gold chair and £60 billion crown. She would also like to thank you all for your generosity in paying for the royal wedding (although she would like to send a special apology to you all for not inviting you to it).
The royal blue-blooded aristocracy would very much like to thank you for worshipping the wonderfully, and certainly not out-dated, class system which perpetuates social division and class stratification. Please do not raise questions as to where your tax payer's money goes towards. Please ignore the bank bailouts and the fact that your taxes go towards keeping the rich richer than you will ever be. Please focus all your hatred and disgust towards benefit scroungers. If you see one please report them to a nearby policemen so that they can get shovelled into a job. It is important that everyone sacrifices their time to work in jobs they hate for 50 hours a week because it is important that we have a very strong national economy and to pay more taxes to bail out more banks. The queen promises you the national economy is for your benefit and not for the benefit of the rich. Any remainder of taxpayer's money will go towards paying off the national debt. The queen promises you she knows exactly who this debt is owed to and that if we ever pay it off, it will not come at the expense of bankrupting another country. And even if it does bankrupt another country, who cares about them? Don't worry about other countries, Great Britain is the only one which matters. Please remain as patriotic as possible, swear allegiance to her royal highness the queen and sing the national anthem every day before you go to bed.
She promises you that she brings in a lot of tourism to the country. She promises you that all the tourists who come to visit London, come here especially to spend all their time camping outside of Buckingham Palace just in case they might possibly happen to glimpse her annual appearance outside.
She promises you she doesn't regard you as mere filth. Please remember that you are only allowed today off because as soon as tomorrow comes around it is important you all return to your miserable lives in your slave jobs. Thank you for all being such excellent subjects and not questioning authority. Carry on and god bless the queen.
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSRI thought we were referring to imsoacademic(Original post by Ex Death)
I have special message from her royal highness the queen, in light of her diamond jubilee:
She would like to thank you all for worshipping her and for blindly idolising her as your superior. It is important that you all accept that she is better than you and that you treat her as a celebrity. Celebrity culture is a fantastic system and the royal aristocracy is the most important of them all, yes, even more important than that orange bimbo from The Only Way Is Essex. After all, she promises you that she earnt all her wealth and that she didn't scrounge it all off the public or inherit it through mere chance. She is especially thankful to all of you for paying for her expenses. Please ignore all the hundreds of people who die every winter as they can't afford their electricity bills. Her royal highness is especially grateful for all of you for paying for her heating bills in her multiple multi-billion pound estates across the country.
She would like to thank you for listening to her wonderful speech about austerity while she sat there with her £25 billion gold chair and £60 billion crown. She would also like to thank you all for your generosity in paying for the royal wedding (although she would like to send a special apology to you all for not inviting you to it).
The royal blue-blooded aristocracy would very much like to thank you for worshipping the wonderfully, and certainly not out-dated, class system which perpetuates social division and class stratification. Please do not raise questions as to where your tax payer's money goes towards. Please ignore the bank bailouts and the fact that your taxes go towards keeping the rich richer than you will ever be. Please focus all your hatred and disgust towards benefit scroungers. If you see one please report them to a nearby policemen so that they can get shovelled into a job. It is important that everyone sacrifices their time to work in jobs they hate for 50 hours a week because it is important that we have a very strong national economy and to pay more taxes to bail out more banks. The queen promises you the national economy is for your benefit and not for the benefit of the rich. Any remainder of taxpayer's money will go towards paying off the national debt. The queen promises you she knows exactly who this debt is owed to and that if we ever pay it off, it will not come at the expense of bankrupting another country. And even if it does bankrupt another country, who cares about them? Don't worry about other countries, Great Britain is the only one which matters. Please remain as patriotic as possible, swear allegiance to her royal highness the queen and sing the national anthem every day before you go to bed.
She promises you that she brings in a lot of tourism to the country. She promises you that all the tourists who come to visit London, come here especially to spend all their time camping outside of Buckingham Palace just in case they might possibly happen to glimpse her annual appearance outside.
She promises you she doesn't regard you as mere filth. Please remember that you are only allowed today off because as soon as tomorrow comes around it is important you all return to your miserable lives in your slave jobs. Thank you for all being such excellent subjects and not questioning authority. Carry on and god bless the queen. -
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSRNo, I'M the Queen's number 1 fan.(Original post by Sammy95)
I think we can say we have officially found the queen's number 1 fan right now
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSRoh dear, i hope you fans don't fight for the number 1 place. i think we should let the queen decide who her number 1 fan is.(Original post by InternetGangster)
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSRGod save our noble queen(Original post by Ex Death)
I have special message from her royal highness the queen, in light of her diamond jubilee:
She would like to thank you all for worshipping her and for blindly idolising her as your superior. It is important that you all accept that she is better than you and that you treat her as a celebrity. Celebrity culture is a fantastic system and the royal aristocracy is the most important of them all, yes, even more important than that orange bimbo from The Only Way Is Essex. After all, she promises you that she earnt all her wealth and that she didn't scrounge it all off the public or inherit it through mere chance. She is especially thankful to all of you for paying for her expenses. Please ignore all the hundreds of people who die every winter as they can't afford their electricity bills. Her royal highness is especially grateful for all of you for paying for her heating bills in her multiple multi-billion pound estates across the country.
She would like to thank you for listening to her wonderful speech about austerity while she sat there with her £25 billion gold chair and £60 billion crown. She would also like to thank you all for your generosity in paying for the royal wedding (although she would like to send a special apology to you all for not inviting you to it).
The royal blue-blooded aristocracy would very much like to thank you for worshipping the wonderfully, and certainly not out-dated, class system which perpetuates social division and class stratification. Please do not raise questions as to where your tax payer's money goes towards. Please ignore the bank bailouts and the fact that your taxes go towards keeping the rich richer than you will ever be. Please focus all your hatred and disgust towards benefit scroungers. If you see one please report them to a nearby policemen so that they can get shovelled into a job. It is important that everyone sacrifices their time to work in jobs they hate for 50 hours a week because it is important that we have a very strong national economy and to pay more taxes to bail out more banks. The queen promises you the national economy is for your benefit and not for the benefit of the rich. Any remainder of taxpayer's money will go towards paying off the national debt. The queen promises you she knows exactly who this debt is owed to and that if we ever pay it off, it will not come at the expense of bankrupting another country. And even if it does bankrupt another country, who cares about them? Don't worry about other countries, Great Britain is the only one which matters. Please remain as patriotic as possible, swear allegiance to her royal highness the queen and sing the national anthem every day before you go to bed.
She promises you that she brings in a lot of tourism to the country. She promises you that all the tourists who come to visit London, come here especially to spend all their time camping outside of Buckingham Palace just in case they might possibly happen to glimpse her annual appearance outside.
She promises you she doesn't regard you as mere filth. Please remember that you are only allowed today off because as soon as tomorrow comes around it is important you all return to your miserable lives in your slave jobs. Thank you for all being such excellent subjects and not questioning authority. Carry on and god bless the queen.
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Re: A special message from the queen to TSRHahaha, sounds a bit like Christianity.(Original post by Ex Death)
Who said anything about 'sides'? This is not a democracy! You accept the monarchy because there is no choice in the matter! But don't worry, the queen loves you.
If you don't believe in the existence of God he will send/let you go to hell where you will endure the worst torture imaginable, even worse than having red hot pokers shoved into your eye sockets and rectum.... FOR ALL ETERNITYYYYY!!!
... but he loves you.
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You... my dear friend.... are definitely a loyal citizen 
