You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
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You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?The conditions:
My selections as follows. I didn't put too much thought into this, though perhaps that will be where the laughs are had?1. Each phrase must not exceed twelve words.
2. Each phrase must not include a name of any kind.
3. The expression must be coherent and make at least some sense.
1. Yeah, well, that's just like... your opinion, man.
2. I have a heart condition; if you hit me, it's murder.
3. It's all right... I'm a limo driver!
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Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?You definitely should have followed this up with "Is it me you're looking for?"(Original post by geetar)
1. "Hello." -
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Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?1- Say hello to my little friend !!!!!
2- It's over nine thousand !!!
And the third phrase is " You will not believe this but I left the diamonds near the ....." (no more than 12 words right
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Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?Has someone been watching The Simpsons?(Original post by geetar)
3. "Where do we get these placebos? Maybe there's some in this truck!"
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Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?• "I'm sorry, you appear to have mistaken me for someone who gives a ****"
• "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
• "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
"My 1, your 0, how about it?"(Original post by RetroRocker)
1 and 0, so I could communicate with binary code.
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Yay! IT Crowd! [s]yy[\s](Original post by Iron Mask Duval)
1. Did you see that ludicrous display last night ?
2. The problem with Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in.
3. Have you tried turning if off and on again ?
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