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  1. Chumbaniya's Avatar
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    Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
    (Original post by Iron Mask Duval)
    3. Have you tried turning if off and on again ?
    Add "Try updating the drivers" and "Reinstall the program and see if the problem persists" and you can get yourself employment as an IT specialist.

    On a different note, another possible trio:

    1. "FECK!"
    2. "GIRLS!"
    3. "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!"
    Last edited by Chumbaniya; 30-05-2012 at 20:54.
  2. Iron Mask Duval's Avatar
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    Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
    (Original post by Chumbaniya)
    Add "Try updating the drivers" and "Reinstall the program and see if the problem persists" and you can get yourself employment as an IT specialist.

    On a different note, another possible trio:

    1. "FECK!"
    2. "GIRLS!"
    3. "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!"
    Hahaha! Was actually thinking of that Father Ted quote but couldn't remember what the 3rd one was.
  3. philistine's Avatar
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    Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
    Bump. Where are the funnies? :ahee:
  4. harrietx123x's Avatar
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    Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
    1) Give me chocolate
    2) Turn the telly on
    3) I need a wee
  5. Blazinq's Avatar
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    Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
    yes
    no
    maybe
  6. Rish7's Avatar
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    Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
    1) Sorry, could you repeat that please?
    2) What do you mean you like to touch young children?
    3) RAPE!

    Set to troll people for the rest of my life. Winning.
  7. The Fez's Avatar
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    "I need more Nutella."

    That's all, I'm set for life.


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  8. Jwb2's Avatar
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    Re: You can only say three things for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
    Does this include texting? I don't even ask for numbers, I just hand them my phone with '07' in it if we're getting on well. No words needed
    Anywho...

    - Do you have a lighter?
    - Short back and sides with the top left longish please.
    - You would know...
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